You're 100% right. Hell, I've been there. I imagine your comment got deleted because the point of the thread wasnt to debate about the definition of artistry.
1 insanely rich so i dont have to work.
2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick
3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets
poor baby. who grills out on thanksgiving? also my charcoal grill never does this