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    Is this post painfully unfunny: Yes Should this post be removed: No.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    No Liberals allowed 😤

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I've been busy lately

  • Please add a NSFW tag to this post. Please. Thank you

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Close call

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Don't joke about daddy

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Olympics the anime part 2

  • Knowing anime they'll probably find some moronic way to sexualise it.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Olympic anime

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    What do you mean I'm too short to be let into the club. Short guys discrimination

  • Those rich people have names and addresses. And they can be made examples of.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Uh oh

  • Honestly, this graph was able to make me understand why such a small country like the Netherlands was able to colonise the Netherlands

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm terrified of the Netherlands now

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Levels of delusion

  • Despite getting three reports I won't take action against Ulph. They don't seem to be a troll. I don't believe in removing proples comments just because they are morons

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Lemmy users be like

  • Jodie Foster is in her sixties now. The best way to impress a woman like that is by promising to take her to the finest nursing home money can buy.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    We here at lemmy love the antichrist

  • Could you translate this comment into English for the non trekkies out there?

  • That's it. You let the meme fester in your mind. Slowly, the more you think about it the funnier it gets. Coincidentally you'll also have a much more difficult time preforming, communicating with others and reading. You will think about it more and it'll get funnier. You will notice a punk slime dripping out of your ears and nose accompanied by a rotting smell emanating from your skull along with flies buzzing around your head. It will be at this point when you'll truly understand and appreciate memes like this.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    High suspense

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The woke left hates white people too much. Its sad 😭

  • Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

  • The way you just casually discuss cuckolding people. It's like the banality of evil as they called it or in this case the banality of cucking

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Life pro tip: Maybe give her some pointers if it's her first blow job.

  • To prevent the all powerful cum tsunami from wiping us all out

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Have I drifted too far to be saved?

  • Wtf. Why didn't you mention the cringe lord emperor striker?!

    Edit: using my mod powers to get attention.

  • Sir. Let me get this straight. You're sating that that stealing candy from a baby is an easy thing to do like stealing candy from a baby?

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I do a bit of mischief

  • No. She is 15

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Boochi for Pakistan

  • Nah. You see I stay in my room 23 and a half hours a day. What I would prefer is if they could be Lured to my room and then I say the thing and then we plow. Like your plan is good but I dunno. At a minimum, how long would this plan require me to be outside of my room for?

  • That's because it was part of a scrapped movie in the franchise. It wad going to be called Shrek's choice with Shrek being played by Meryl Streep

  • Your uncle sound like a well cultured man