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  • A couple got caught behind the high school. Girl giving the blowie was made to apologize to the school over the PA system and then "encouraged" to go to a different school where she would "fit in better". Boy got no punishment.

  • Excerpt from linked article:

    During a news conference Friday, Lincoln Public Schools superintendent Paul Gausman said Scheich had enrolled by submitting a birth certificate, an out-of-district high school transcript and immunization records.

    “All those documents turned out to be fraudulent,” said Gausman.

  • My married brother will be so happy to learn that he is a rich bodybuilder! Silly him, he thinks he has a dad bod and too much debt.

  • COVID was just the cherry on top for dropping my aunt. My cousin, who was previously her favorite and who's wedding she fully supported, was suddenly a "gay pervert". I am still baffled by how quickly and thoroughly she became a bigoted nutjob.

  • My mailman says USPS is still a good path; federal job with pension. He likes being a carrier, but says he's trying to get his kids to look at other roles within the Postal Service, like mechanic/technician or logistics or IT.

    I do think any federal job that doesn't get dragged into politics too much would be pretty solid.

  • Sounds like a rally call to hit the bars. "Queer up, boys, we're going out!"

  • Sometimes the top level comments are boring takes not worth replying to. Like this comment. Whatcha going to do? Argue that no, there's always some comment worth replying to? Agree with me? Boring.

  • There are many types of intelligence. I wouldn't want to be the most intelligent across all categories. Something would be seriously broken if that were the case.

  • I started with Jerboa and moved to Liftoff due to bugginess. Then moved from Liftoff to Connect because it's easier to flip between accounts with fewer taps. I was on Boost for R and am hoping the new upcoming Lemmy app is as good.

    Connect almost does it for me, but it doesn't let me set default to Front Page or Subscribed sorted by New. I don't want to have to tap multiple times to get to that view every time I open the app.

  • Mad music on headphones, drop to the ground and blast through pushups to failure as fast as I can.

    Follow that up with a walk until resting heart rate is back to normal and steady.