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  • Nitrogen would be better. CO and CO2 both affect the human body in negative ways that tells the person "hey somethings wrong" or confuses them enough into thinking they're fine.

    The human body has no way of knowing if it takes in nitrogen though, so you can be perfectly fine conscious and happy one second, the air changes to nitrogen and suddenly you're on the floor unconscious. If nobody collects you in time, well your brain can't live without oxygen.

  • Cavemen? Maybe 20,000 years ago.

    10,000 years ago we were planting crops and forming cities. They weren't built to last the ages like Rome, but dirt cities are still cities.

    Besides, Ubumfejn-Hooga-booga is the FALSE GOD. The REAL God is Ubumfejn-Booga-Hooga. But nobody has worshipped her since 12,527 B.C.E. after a high-priest got drunk on fermented fruit and accidentally swapped the name while reciting The Old Ways, and who's gonna correct the high-Priest?

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  • ... Do you smell toast?

  • The big one of endgame is Tony Stark commits the single worst crime in the history of the universe by "un-snapping" the half of the universe that was snapped by Thanos 5 years after they disappeared. No accounting for all the people who are dead in the meantime, no accounting for all the awkward conversations of "oh for me I just blinked and now you have two kids and a new wife" or "who are you people and why are you in my house where am I supposed to live now" all because he lacks the imagination to make the universe go back 5 years while keeping Pepper and his daughter the same.

    Oh and ::: spoiler spoiler he dies in the process too ::: . That's probably more important to most people.

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  • I'd be happy to join a Canadian foreign legion. I view protecting Canada from foreign aggression my patriotic duty as a fellow human being, and neighbor.

    Besides, once upon a time I swore an oath to protect my country from threats foreign and domestic, so I am honor bound to fight alongside Canada against the biggest threat the US has ever faced.

    I'm not sure how many Americans would join me, or how receptive Canadians would even be to a bunch of tacticool looking non-professionals with guns showing up and CLAIMING to want to help, but I'm positive there will be americans fighting back. Whether it's on the front lines with guns, or with sabotage in the states, who can say.

  • That's how I felt about infinity war and endgame.

    I decided not to watch after finding out it was a 2 parter, then after endgame came out I still hadn't watched it after a good year and a half.

    Then someone spoiled the ending out of nowhere in a post and I decided I'd finally watch it.

    I'm impressed you've gone this long.

  • Found this out completely by accident once after my sister and I played some Mario.

    I had the 2nd controller still plugged in, and while shooting the ducks I stepped on the controller and the ducks moved differently.

    From the on, every time someone wanted to play duck hunt I would grab a second controller and make it harder for them.

    Bonus knowledge: the original game works by a light-sensitive sensor in the blaster tip, and when you pull the trigger, the screen goes black and a white square appears whee the ducks were, in a specific order. If the game controller detects the light square, it counts as a "hit" on whatever duck was in frame. You can cheat by pointing the blaster at a white light and pulling the trigger. It will just go through them one by one as you squeeze, thinking the light is the duck square.

  • Sounds like your friend is just lame.

    In seriousness, 99.999999% of people will live a "normal" life, and very occasionally, someone might have a time or two that elevates it above "normal". The percentage of people who live "above" normal lives is so tiny, physicists would laugh at you for using so many decimal places.

    Wanting more isn't a problem unless that desire is killing what you have to be happy about now.

    In other words, "don't let perfect get in the way of good"

  • And I’ve heard all the platitudes.

    I like to make people uncomfortable when they start going on about how my wife and I should have kids. She had a TL and I had a vasectomy. I usually start off with "kids are off the table for us."

    We SHOULDN'T have kids because genetics on both our families are shit.

    We WON'T have kids because they're awful to deal with 90% of the time, and neither of us feel that the world will be a livable place in their lifetime so it would be cruel to have children anyway.

    We CAN'T have kids because the medical procedures.

    If someone gets pushy about it, I act emotional, burst out that after so many miscarriages we have given up on children and the person should learn to take a hint.

    So far nobody has had anything else to say after that.

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  • 11 minutes vs 3 is a long time.

  • A 7 million fine for stealing 1 billion in profits.

    Just another day in late stage capitalism.

    Of course someone usually has to go to jail for something so public, so Steve from accounting is getting his "jailbird bonus" and will be admitting to fraud, and spend 4 months in a hotel cushioned cell. He also gets weekends off.

  • In my experience, it's either total incompetence of the people in charge, or it's malicious in order to "catch" people doing something bad.

    Like a bait car, but way more malicious since the person getting in the metaphorical car doesn't even know it's not their car because the keys worked, and nobody bothers stopping them for a few days so they get extra criminal charges.

  • I'm a simple man.

    I see GROND

    I upvote/compliment.

    GROND

  • To continue with the argument of "the market will self-regulate and people wouldn't buy that brand anymore so they would never do it again"

    Okay but how many people died, how many people are suffering long-term effects, and what's stopping them from adding a different deadly thing to our food?

  • I only learned about hostilities between the two countries after about 28-30 years on the planet (thanks, US edumacation system) and I still don't think I understand why they don't get along...

    To any who are stuck in their countries as their governments choose the stupidest possible actions, you have my sympathies, and I wish you well in the coming days.

  • Yeah, I definitely see those as contextually non-gendered, but the moment someone asks me not to call them a certain thing.... I just don't call them that again, and apologize if I do. It takes almost 0 effort to use a different word.

  • Double bingo. Yay me.

    Edit: triple, I didn't even notice the diagonal

  • Now now, Keiko and Molly are perfectly respectable, perfectly happy patterns people.

    It's the extended family that's the problem... Also my parents. And in-laws.

    Basically my wife and I are the only sane ones.