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  • Have you tried putting your toothbrush and toothpaste in the shower? I've struggled with brushing my whole life and this is the only thing I've ever tried that actually worked. I also put a brush and paste at every sink but the only time I can ever actually manage to brush is in the shower.

  • I don't like them but they're at least practical.

  • Owning giant pickup trucks and SUVs. I'm not that secretive about it, though. I assume everyone driving them is an insecure, overgrown child who wants a big vroom vroom.

  • It's the most disgusting smell. I'd rather stick my nose in a dirty diaper than stand next to someone smoking.

  • I can't easily pronounce the K in "asked". Yes, I say "assed".

  • Habaneros are delicious. I actually grew habanadas this year, which are heatless habaneros, so I could get more people to try them. It's the weirdest thing biting into a pepper and tasting spicy but no heat ever actually comes. My favourite pepper is the trinidad scorpion though. It just tastes so good, but it's kind of stupid hot.

  • We have to laugh at it to stay sane. We have no control over what the Americans do.

  • One day my children will realise that half of everything I say is a Spongebob reference.

  • I feel like people are also a lot more insecure about their bodies because the only other naked bodies they ever really see are the perfect bodies in movies and porn. Nudity wasn't a big deal in my family growing up and I think I owe a lot of my positive body image to that. I don't really have any insecurities, even after being pregnant twice.

  • I love really spicy food but I just don't like ghost peppers. Is it just spicier than your other sauces?

  • We had Indian pizza places where I used to live in Canada. It just makes so much sense. Lots of saucy food in Indian cuisine that is eaten with bread.

  • I used to work at a bakery and my favourite thing to do was bring home a fresh baguette and eat it with blue cheese.

  • Chickpea tuna salad. Drain a can of chickpeas, then mix with a can of tuna (drained, if it's packed in water), some olive oil, red wine vinegar, and salt. I add diced raw onion if I'm not too tired.

  • I use ketchup instead of tomato paste quite often and fortunately it never really tastes like ketchup. Maybe that's why.

  • My dad and I used to eat an entire baguette on the way back from the grocery store.

  • Sometimes when I'm craving chicken wings but don't want to spend the money, I just eat toast dipped in wing sauce. It actually scratches the itch.

  • Me at lunch, me at dinner, me at lunch tomorrow, me at dinner tomorrow...

  • I'm Canadian so I could be wrong but I think that's a thing in Chicago, or at least similar to that. Or some other big American city.