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RoquetteQueen @ RoquetteQueen @sh.itjust.works
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What are the signs you've noticed that you're getting older?

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  • I stepped out of a van wrong and completely tore my acl and mcl and partially tore my lcl (basically, fucked up my knee).

    • YSK that scientifically and zoologically, there's no such thing as alpha males, and a human "alpha male" personality is a transgender identity/performance

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  • I don't really agree, but it will piss off "alpha" guys if this catches on sooooo

    • if you have a multilingual family, do you speak all their languages or just one/some?

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  • My family is Portuguese and they did the whole "speak Portuguese when we don't want the kids to know what we're saying" thing, which didn't work because kids learn languages really easily. Nobody taught me so I can't speak it very well but I can translate into English, as long as whoever is speaking has the same accent as my family...

    • Colombian President Gustavo Petro responds to Trumps threats (translated from xitter via mastadon)

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  • Google translate does that with images.

    • What was your biggest facepalm moment of 2024?

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  • I knew America was going to do it and I was still so disappointed in them. Really wanted to be wrong.

    • No way

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  • Right? I don't recognize any of those but people are allowed to like things I don't.

    • Next month is gonna be rough

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  • Personally, I'd rather we started celebrating everyone's religious holidays instead of tiptoeing around Christmas. More parties and we get to learn about different cultures.

    • It's getting late, and I should be in bed

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  • I don't argue with teenagers. Have a good night.

    • It's getting late, and I should be in bed

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  • Did those kids also vote for Trump and choose to be famous

    • It's getting late, and I should be in bed

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  • Yeah that face says it all. Thank god I'm not famous.

    • How are people so chill about co-workers stealing food?

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  • My cop relative said everyone working in police stations keeps their stuff in lockers because cops constantly steal from each other. Not just food.

    • What is the smallest city in your country that everyone can still instantly recognise the name of? What is it famous for?

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  • I think The Tragically Hip are mostly famous with Canadians? Did they have much international success?

    Edit: I thought the question meant people around the world but I guess it could also mean just the people in your own country..

    • What is the smallest city in your country that everyone can still instantly recognise the name of? What is it famous for?

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  • The smallest Canadian city that I'd think most people around the world might know about is Niagara Falls, although they might only know about the falls and not know that it's also a city.

    Edit: I thought the question meant people around the world but I guess it could also mean just the people in your own country..

    • Is Lemmy your "main social media app"? If not, which one is it?

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  • Is that like a new deviantart

    • Why do the English pronounce the first name "St. John" as "sinjin" but they pronounce the last name "Saintclair" as "saint clair" (and not "sinclair")?

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  • Weird. I never would have guessed anyone was named that.

    • Iraq set to lower the age of consent to just nine years old

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  • The Onion had a whole sketch where they interviewed a pedophile.

    • Why do the English pronounce the first name "St. John" as "sinjin" but they pronounce the last name "Saintclair" as "saint clair" (and not "sinclair")?

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  • Who has a first name of St John?

    • An exceptionally valid reason

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  • I kept my name when I got married but I probably would have changed my name if I was her.

    • Would you pick Florida or Hawaii for a beach vacation in Dec - Jan?

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  • My parents used to take us to Florida in January in the 90s. It was nice and not crowded, including Disney World. It's probably not the same anymore though.

    • ‘Used like taxis’: Soaring private jet flights drive up climate-heating emissions

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  • She's a Kardashian. Unfortunately, I know this.