I recognize this is not the point of the post, but an accused felon doesn’t really make sense, since a felon is someone who is formally tried and convicted of a felonious crime.
It's raining men and let the bodies hit the floor could be about the same event from radically different points of view
You know you found the right online community when you encounter shittymorph. I sure hope it’s the same person.
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