Why do you think JD Vance killed the Pope?
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Imagine a couch. Comfortable. Soft. Now imagine it can move you around wherever you want to go. Imagine it is surrounded by bullet-proof glass to keep you safe, but also so you can enjoy adoration from millions of people without even having to get up.
Well, it exists, but it's one-of-a-kind, it can only have one owner, and it's currently spoken-for. What do you do?