Get ready for the prefabricated script from HR. Have your questions about benefits, 401k, unemployment, etc ready. Concerning yolo, at the end light a cigar?
He will never go to jail. He's too "big" and doing so will probably set off the Jan. 6 nut jobs. At best he will get a fine, probation, house arrest, etc. Sad state of affairs in the US. However, if he does get sentenced to go to jail that would be a wonderful surprise.
I thought getting the Samsung S4 was the better choice at the time. Bigger screen, slimmer, etc. But the M8's screen was crisper, had stereo speakers, and looked solid. Should have gotten that instead.
Polyester, that's why.