You are not the Batman the people wanted. Or the Batman the city needs. You aren't Batman. But you ARE a hero serving the needs the people don't have but we didn't need pumpkin spice lattes yet here we are. I salute you not Batman.
Or even BETTER! It stays in, mixes into cheese, comes out as a cheese...log. A cheddar loaf, if you will. A veritable effluence of proper stinky cheese.
*lets go of what they are holding onto. //coffee cup falls and splashes all over carpet. ///lost coffee? Worse than losing a hand and discovering the equivalent of the head of the Gestapo in a galaxy wide Nazi regime is also Dad.
Look at all these folks with time to waste. I don't even read the headlines. I go straight for the first comment, sorta look at it, and then comment.
Like this.
This is incredibly crass and speaks more to your work ethic than management's behavior. But I've done it. To put it in perspective: the job sucked so bad that HR had a process in place for no call/no show quits like this because it happened so often. But you shouldn't do this in the middle of surgery, OP. That could be one of my children on the operating table. One of YOURS, you don't know! But, no, one of your chakras opened or something and you realized you need YOU time right now.
/this is not what OP is claiming
//but idc bc I only read half the meme. byeeeeee
Now I am worried I might have committed a faux pas unknowingly. I mean, they are so polite they won't point it out. So now I am sitting here, years later, wondering if I might have, you know, murdered someone in Japan.
Same. Grown ups have all the answers. Until I became one and learned there are 3 types of grownups:
-people who think they have the answers and think you are the dumbass
-people who know they don't know stuff and only sometimes think you are the dumbass
-people who don't know stuff, don't know what they don't know, could not give a crap about what they should know and you are in their way.
Attire is totally appropriate. Unasked for advice incoming:
If you don't wear button down clothes often, wear this all day today and tomorrow. Do everything in it. Dont worry about wrinkling it. Then wash it before the interview. The reason is because many nervous candidates will fidget with their clothes. It shows they lack confidence. But how nervous would you be in your own pyjamas? Wear your (clean, pressed) interview clothes as if they were the most casual, cozy things you have.
I tried three or four times to stare at the candle but it was too bright. And I didn't say "dumbass" after each time because I'm not THAT much of a dumbass. Unless...
....
dammit
I might even go for "It's all poop."