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When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

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  • And at least two related certs.

    • When you're a kid, you don't realize you're also watching your mom and dad grow up.

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  • When you are a grown up you don't realize you are watching your parents die.

    • YSK: You should dry off beef before cooking. Doing so promotes the Maillard Reaction, which will make the meat taste and look better.

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  • Alternately, if you dry your meat with a duck it will promote the Mallard Reaction.

    • The Zuck suck is in full swing.

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  • Had a dude tell me he wanted to 'disrupt' social media by creating a LinkedIn alternative that allowed posting videos.

    He just needed a couple 'techies' like me to get it off the ground.

    Haven't heard from him in a while. I hope rehab worked out for him.

    • We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands

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  • Wash your hands in the bathroom, nobody bats an eye.

    Scrub down your belt buckle in the sink and people lose their minds!

    • Some trouble

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  • Imagine playing solitaire and everytime you flip the draw pile a 30 second unskippable online casino ad plays.

    • Some trouble

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  • I remember I had a date with a girl back in the'10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

    She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

    I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

    I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

    Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

    But, that does not include Linux.