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  • You both can have all of my capers, forever.

  • Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

    Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

    Capers can fuck off entirely.

  • They're usually near the butter, close to the eggs but not touching.

  • It was a long history of me antagonizing her, because she wasa a religious prude and deeply unsuited for the role, and I was a little asshole. I sat in the hall more than at my desk.

  • I asked my health teacher to describe an orgasm.

  • Alphebetizing by the "The" should be a criminal act.

  • I am a biological woman. I identify as such. I don't know what the same person plus 30+ minutes with a curling iron has to do with cheating. Effort? Vanity? This is far, far beyond me somehow. I am also very old so there's that.

  • I will add in my own twist:

    Caffeine pills are better than those shitty MiO caffeined water flavor squeeze bottles.

    1. MiO is stupid expensive and owned by an evil megacorp.
    2. Black plastic isn't recyclable.
    3. Dosages are standardized for caffeine pills. If you squeeze thr MiO too hard and don't notice, you're gonna have a bad time.
    4. You can wash it down with any flavor liquid you choose, not just chemical fruit flavor.
  • You only need a little. Fat disperses flavor.

  • Chili crisp is a game changer for me. And i chop and freeze cilantro in an ice cube tray, so I have fresh cilantro to throw in at the very end. I'm going to start doing that with spring onions too, because I never use them all before they go bad.

  • Oi Oi Oi! I'd love to visit one day.

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