A) that seems backwards: an under ripe banana will be stiff inside so you can snap the peel around the stem when you bend it, while a riper, softer banana will mush inside when you bend the stem. And,
"The best way to get high quality dental coverage is with money, and the best way to make money is by investing that money in oil & gas, so we're going to take the dental money and invest it in private oil & gas."
"And distribute the dividends to the Albertans most in need, right?"
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"The money is for dentistry, right?"
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Take a bag, fill it with water, and grip it loosely at the top so all your fingers wrap around like a loose fist.
Now, without turning the bag, use your other hand to empty it by squeezing out the water.
You get most of it out, but there's still some in there, even if you squeeze violently and it seems like nothing else can come out.
Also, for most of human history, if you've poisoned yourself ingesting something, chances are the next thing you're ingesting is still poisoned. It's only recently we've worked out distilled poison and purified water. So, biologically speaking, better to just be sick for a day so you can get to a different water/food source.
We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn't tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.