Phil_in_here @ Phil_in_here @lemmy.ca

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We all know the internet is a series of tubes, but what they didn't tell you is the data within is transmitted by gerbils.

But a B-List actor told me it would trickle down half a century ago, so let's give them the benefit of the doubt and maybe we'll catch a dribble

But it's so goofy! What silly nonsense!

Or is it Moldovian-Neo-Communisim by virtue of its roots to Carpathian Hedonocacy? It's more Geonosian that you might think.

Stop putting baking soda and vinegar together as and claiming its a "cleaning solution"!

Might as well put in the instructions to add a dollop of hot water and a dollop of cold water.

Wouldn't be the first time

"Open source seeds"

The future is fucking bonkers, man

Not illegal, just a place where they can groom young children for sex.

Oh wait, no, that's still churches.

Japanese artist: "I drew it as large and obnoxious as possible!"

Westerners: "it's adorable that you think that"

I'd like to apologize for my remarks regarding banana

A) that seems backwards: an under ripe banana will be stiff inside so you can snap the peel around the stem when you bend it, while a riper, softer banana will mush inside when you bend the stem. And,

B) like I give a fuck what a banana wants

Whats the most promising blood substitute? Local man is placing substantial bet of like $4.37

Cake does not encapsulate and is therefore toast.

"The best way to get high quality dental coverage is with money, and the best way to make money is by investing that money in oil & gas, so we're going to take the dental money and invest it in private oil & gas."

"And distribute the dividends to the Albertans most in need, right?"

"..."

"The money is for dentistry, right?"

"... the best way to get high quality dental coverage is with money, and the best way..."

Meanwhile the guy in the top left is just pleased as punch

To be fair, we're all really fed up with etc here. The list of bullshit is so god damn long.

Capitalism: "Always remember we have hostages"

Remember, it's only bad when "The Media" does it.

I've been saving my waste and refuse for this very bin

Take a bag, fill it with water, and grip it loosely at the top so all your fingers wrap around like a loose fist.

Now, without turning the bag, use your other hand to empty it by squeezing out the water.

You get most of it out, but there's still some in there, even if you squeeze violently and it seems like nothing else can come out.

Also, for most of human history, if you've poisoned yourself ingesting something, chances are the next thing you're ingesting is still poisoned. It's only recently we've worked out distilled poison and purified water. So, biologically speaking, better to just be sick for a day so you can get to a different water/food source.