Avocado's a silly thing to try to sell blue cheese to a blue cheese hater with anyway, it's almost completely flavorless. What you want is a bright, tart fruit, like a strawberry or an apricot. The sugar and tang of the fruit kind of countersthe funkiness and complements the creaminess of the cheese. Could be fresh fruit or in a jam/compote or whatever. Throw that shit on a cracker and enjoy the ride! Or continue to hate it, lol, that's also acceptable.
I think I'd take a few years and destroy all the "grass" lawns in the country, replacing them with native plants that don't need manual watering or chemical fertilizers and pesticides. Then I'd destroy a lot of vehicle infrastructure and replace it with high-speed train, bike, and pedestrian infrastructure. Then I'd probably just jerk off and go to concerts for the rest of my life.
And it not being "objectively true" doesn't mean I care! Look friend, I'm obviously not going to go around trying to use "my version" of words I've ironically redefined for a "snarky" Internet comment, no one else would even understand it. But if all you post about is missile guidance systems and gun manufacturers, I'll call you a tankie in my head and laugh. At least something about it will be funny then (seriously, I just haven't seen one funny/comprehendable meme in that community, so I just assume they're all nut jobs).
I mean, I guess I thought if it was satire, it would be funny. It seems like you need very specific, detailed knowledge of military minutiae for any of the jokes to land, which would ostensibly come from having a passion for said minutiae.
What is?