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Seriously? I heard it was one of the worst movies of all time so I stayed away. Or was it because of the scientology? Like if I ignore that, is it pretty decent?

Do you use discord for weiners or gaming? Actually, it doesn't matter. Have fun.

Duh.

Damn, that's a really good point. They've created the scenario that is most likely to haunt them.

Manufacturing here.

True, but taking out a mayor isn't their goal.

Because she wants to keep her job.

Well, they're working with China, so probably more sophisticated than ours at this point. Designs anyway, maybe not having any functional.

But do they really have that capability? I agree, it'd be totally justifiable and a credible war target, but let's be realistic here.

I don't see ww3 taking long enough for that to happen, take that for what it's worth.

"hey buddy, you know how you're the president of a country here, right?"

"Yes I'm the most beautiful, fluctuant, prescient president of all time, so says the people. I don't know if it's true, but that's what people are saying"

"Uh... Ok? Anyways, how would you like to be president of a whole fucking planet?!?"

"This is what the world needs, a leader to take it into dysplasia. Who else could do it but me? This new one world government and state will need a name. Well call it fantasia, and it will be wonderful."

"Sure, sure, fantasia sounds beautiful. We've already built you the thrown right here. Strap in, your sovereignty"

"I'm going to turn this wasteland, into, you know, a utopia for all rich white Americans"

"Uh huh" tightens seat harness "you snug Mr. President?"

"Well I think you're a loser because this is too tight. You're fired, get me someone who can make this right."

"Oh I am making it right, sir, just give me a second, I apologize." Leaves capsule

[Starship explosion noises]

"Fackin whoops"

I'm just saying, soon he'll be flying on a plane that was "free".

Cum stains can be washed out of you get em soon enough, but this rag could be frisbee'd at a wall and it'd shatter at this point.

🎵"Do you wanna build an angry mob? Or ride our bike around and crush their balls? I think some justice is overdue I've started painting their brains on the walls!"🎵

Sorry, I'm siding with my American compatriots on this one. Yours sounds silly.

Bruh. It's likely to be never. We aren't recovering from this.

"fuck you, I'll go to Canada and we can have the meeting like prisoners talking to their family"

I doubt there'll be much Intel left, post-ww3, to ever really know.

That'd work, 8-12 episodes of him on the rollercoaster, maybe even seeking therapy in the end. Scully babying him less and less as she gets more sick of his bullshit and stops pulling punches.

Lol or better yet, didn't approve of the fiance.