P00ptart @ P00ptart @lemmy.world

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$10 says he tries to charge the family for "crematorium services rendered".

Nah, just the owners.

I don't have sources but as it was so recent, it's easily searchable. But meta slashed their workforce recently and gave their execs huge bonuses for it.

"Yeah, we know this chemical causes hypercancer but if we can put it in our food, it'll save 13¢/ton. Can ya give me a quick ol authorization there, guy?"

"haha! Don't get mad yet! We might do something about it!"

Does nothing

"Why does my water taste like LP?!?"

No, buying now means you wind up with less. You need to buy at the bottom to come out on top. But since you and I don't have hands on levers, we can't really influence the peaks and troughs. But it's easy to predict that things get worse before they get better. Now is not the time to invest in the stock market. Honestly, a bank account is more stable at this point.

Gotta put Trump's name in there. Make sure it's attached directly to his name for the rest of history.

I picture a matter/anti-matter type of cataclysm.

This isn't the dip you want. There's several more coming.

Exponential graphing? Or do you mean hyperbole?

That's because they weren't saying politifact is anti-vax, but that the problem in Texas is anti-vaxxers, and asking a question in a headline means they know it's untrue. So politifact isn't doing anyone any service here, but they're not anti vax as a company.

For now lol

Cyanide exists too.

Less than a quarter, actually.

"possession is 9/10s of the law"

There's like 3 other directions you could go.

Wait, you think rfk is attractive?

They won't? Both of his failed assassination attempts were done by former supporters.

A movie would be made about him.

Lmao! I hate to admit this, but I bet "hot" would have worked as well.