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Luisianans like "damn, thankfully I don't live in THAT shit hole.

Thank fucking gods. But that's like being happy about getting some cheese on your shit sandwich.

You ever been to Alaska?

Maybe let him bump his head entering the car a little? I'm not saying assist him in that, but don't help him either.

Oh I'm well aware, that's why I implied that he is also the enemy. But the enemy of your enemy, is just that, your enemies enemy. IF he can do damage, I'll sit back and watch.

The enemy of your enemy isn't necessarily your enemy. But in this case...

Here's my secret: I don't fly anymore.

You have woods? Every inch of my state is private property. I have to sneak into a cornfield to rub one out.

"thousands"? Bro, you're underselling it.

I never really thought about it, but it's certainly possible. It definitely makes me feel better to have certain things in these uncertain times.

YOU did?!? You son of a...

Oh I know why. I've seen that show "how the states got their shapes" lol

I'm the same way with Thor. I'm not gay at all, but id let it happen. He's a sexy man regardless of interests.

Wanna hang out? Lol

Also, I hope that someone sends him that quote so that he knows how much of a nothing person he is.

Kevin sorbo was a joke even at the time when he was relevant.i swear his movement to the right was simply so he could eat, because nobody has cared that he still exists in 30+ years.

As a straight, horny boy at the time, she basically ushered me into manhood.

Also true, but that's not the subject atm. Both can be true. The subject here is that Texas, and by extension, it's history, and Texas pride is bullshit, as are most of its people. Born into trash, continued trash, and proud of their trash existence. Fuck Texas.

Definitely not the case here.

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