P00ptart @ P00ptart @lemmy.world

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They'd be looking up bible verses and calling him the antichrist.

Edit: oh wait...

It's not done going down yet.

Sure the cult does, but the dictatorship they left doesn't fizzle out.

This is the first I'm being made aware of this feature! My first ones will be anime and moe

I just panic bought a new phone, after realizing mine probably won't make it a year.

Heyyyy uhhh Raytheon, you gonna do something? Boeing? Actually Boeing probably accidentally will.

Huh, I have like, 35 cousins in Lubbock.

Anyways. I might call in to work tomorrow, stating my perineum hurts, and that I may have pulled or strained it.

That doomsday clock is a lot more quiet than I expected it to be.

Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about Russia. He's bringing them back to use on us.

I was sent to the other end of the planet because of it, I remember.

Or smaller nations that need to find new supply lines.

I'm so sick of potatoes. Why do potatoes get shoved down our throat for every single meal?

Americans do this too. Trash panda, chicken tendies.

As if I needed a new fetish.

Waterlogged Midwest? Looks at all our dry creeks and river... News to me.

Nah, I enjoy the semi anonymity I get from having the same name as 2 different small time celebrities.

Leave the poor cactus out of this. This is why man invented angle grinders.

Someone made it in excel in 10 minutes.

Orban thinks he's being sneaky with this shit while all eyes are on the rotten habanero and his antics.

What, you didn't use your 1994 influencer money to buy houses?