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You ever seen a grown man naked?

That's not what happens in this scenario... Those aircraft carriers and F35s get activated.

The color of your eyes doesn't have anything to do with the cones and rods that pick up the light reflected off of objects.

Not to mention completely defenseless at the worst possible time.

Could you imagine if he switched from ketamine to bath salts or LSD?

The bands on my bedroom walls certainly got an eyeful.

This promotion is for new customers only.

I was there when they put that guy on a rope. Wild times indeed.

Come on, really? There's still overly optimistic articles being written about this kind of nonsense?

Yeah but who would bother to harm us when we're doing so much to ourselves?

They'd be looking up bible verses and calling him the antichrist.

Edit: oh wait...

It's not done going down yet.

Sure the cult does, but the dictatorship they left doesn't fizzle out.

This is the first I'm being made aware of this feature! My first ones will be anime and moe

I just panic bought a new phone, after realizing mine probably won't make it a year.

Heyyyy uhhh Raytheon, you gonna do something? Boeing? Actually Boeing probably accidentally will.

Huh, I have like, 35 cousins in Lubbock.

Anyways. I might call in to work tomorrow, stating my perineum hurts, and that I may have pulled or strained it.

That doomsday clock is a lot more quiet than I expected it to be.

Yeah, he doesn't give a fuck about Russia. He's bringing them back to use on us.