OopsOverbombing @ OopsOverbombing @lemmy.world

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What do you mean you're not selling penis mightiers? You're sitting on a gold mine!

... just socks? What kind of sick monster are you‽ 😱

Ever heard of Mary Kay Letourneau?

Best tip I can give: Turn the sink hot water on and let it run until it's hot and the lines are filled to the bathroom. When you turn on the shower, turn it to full hot until hot water starts coming out, and then adjust it to your personal preference. No waiting for shower to warm up now. Just jump in.

Sweet! Thank you kind stranger 🙏

Can I get access? I tried watching the anime but couldn't get into it. I enjoyed this live action clip a lot more

Ymmv but there are bar soaps you can get that have extra moisturizers added for sensitive skin. Idk how sensitive you are compared to my skin but they actually leave my skin pretty well moisturized.

I too am depicted and I'm not sure how to fix it at this point 🥲

I've had it happen before but I can't think of any specific examples.

My reaction to it however has evolved over time. When I was younger I'd be way more embarrassed over it and just stop debating, accepting defeat at the next opportunity, only to shrink away in shame.

Nowadays though, I'll still be embarrassed, but immediately admit fault, laugh at my stupidity and issue any necessary retraction. People are usually disarmed when you can admit you were wrong and they were right. Even more if you throw a little joke about being dumb or something in there.

Brand new Nissan Rogue's chew through their oem tires in like 15k miles. I swear they're coming out with bad alignments from the factory.

Those smart Porsche headlights are so damn cool. I can't wait until that tech trickles down to becoming a standard.

Kanye West you say? (Extra points if it's ironically mounted on the East wall)

Funny. I'm a Seattle native so I too have the PNW accent. Fun trick to show someone with our accent that we actually do have an accent, ask them to pronounce cot and caught. We pronounce them the same lol 🥲

Th'nk ofa som uk accents, lack'n the aytch, comin' out 'istory & tha like

Another HR meeting at 9 :(

I could be mistaken but didn't Ralph say that to Casey Jones?

That's kinda sad but true. Fun fact though, you get to choose your friends. If any of mine reacted like that I'd stop hanging out with them. It's imperative you have a solid social circle who is gonna help and raise you up. If the toxic masculinity bros wanna hate on being human and having feelings they can fuck off and they're not invited to my party. Only cool people are allowed.

I mean a hoodie and sweat pants and I'm good in those temperatures. I find it easier to warm up than to cool off.

She was a very bad manager and always quick to make the customer happy. I ended up leaving shortly after that incident.

This is one of my favorite stories. I only observed the events or was told firsthand by those involved. This is a true story.

Working in a crappy thrift store chain. Coworkers are cool as shit though. Befriend all the ones remotely close to my age. Customers are still terrible though. Especially the ones with the shitty kids that just terrorize the store while they absent-mindedly browse and shop.

One day this little shit is just running around the store and just making extra work for everybody for no good reason. Opening sealed bags of random toys. Etc.

After finally having enough of his bullshit, a coworker friend goes over to the kid and tells him, very sternly, he needs to go back to his mom. Little shit runs back and complains to his mom whom happens to be a total bitch; like when I hear the term "Karen" being used, she's a textbook example of one.

Karen escalates, fast forward to outside the managers office, there stands Karen, my Friend, Manager and Little Shit.

While Karen is bitching to the Manager about how "Friend can't talk to her kid like that" & "he's not his father," etc. The Little Shit looks at Friend and with a taunting edge stated: "You're gonna get fired!" Without missing a beat Friend looks Little Shit in the eye and replies with a simple Fuck You. A 34 year old man saying that to some 10 year old brat? Hilarious. Everybody just fell silent with their jaw on the ground. Karen, Manager and Little Shit all silent for a moment. The rage building in Karen was written all across her face though. When she could finally utter words Manager started with "Friend, go home." "Okay!" He left with a great big smile on his face... he did get fired because of that though. He said it was worth it.