OneWomanCreamTeam @ OneWomanCreamTeam @sh.itjust.works

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I mean. They built it in the middle of a swamp. I wouldn't be surprised if the next time that area gets a particularly heavy rain it'll morph into an extermination camp in a matter of hours.

That won't be a very hard choice for them, lol.

It'll never work. Don't believe me? Here's proof

Vaginaplasty

Looks like it's sucking air through the filters.

Fuck, I was right: I'm really not a grass-ologist

Honestly the Netherlands seems pretty great.

Doofus

Thoughts can be words.

I don't really have an inner monologue unless I very intentionally think in words. Otherwise I just think in thoughts. 🤷‍♀️

Well damn I can't control the weather

If it takes off it might still make it harder to find a decent dairy alternative for people with this kind of allergy.

Well, enough insects out there are venomous/poisonous so you probably wouldn't survive long anyway.

They're lucky they didn't get BLASTED too.

Hey, Nestle may have murdered a bunch of infants in Africa in the name of profits, but that's nothing compared to charging $80s for Switch 2 games /s

Some male mosquitoes pollinate flowering plants, but most grasses don't make flowers so grasses atleast probably don't rely on mosquitoes. But who knows, I'm not a grass-ologist.

You become triple gay. The gay stacks are additive, not multiplicative.

This gives big "I know the Bible is true, because the Bible says so!" Energy.

Like a human but mangled and compressed into the shape of of a juice bottle.

Eeschay