My wife got one when we met. Watching her be in so much pain was horrible. She got it out as soon as possible. It took a few more years after that but I got a vasectomy and I couldn't possibly recommend it more highly.
Oh, did you guys write a few more songs? Did you get that gig at the county fair? THATS WHAT THE FUCK BANDS DO! Just fucking tell us when the new thing happens. I don't have the bandwidth to remember that you guys have another self produced album of mediocre bar rock coming out.
But not in a way that they would weild power and do any good for anyone. They want the American project to go on unimpeded but also for everyone to shut up about it.
I'm in a Great Lake State and we call it a "weed whacker". Really send the "wh" sound like Hank Hill for comic effect.