OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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It's demo work

Joke is on you - I only smoke in elementary schools, so my house is practically tar-free. Now what, science man?

peeks behind curtain and is immediately blinded by welding arc and also gets a piece of asbestos in eye which will eventually lead to the complete removal of the aforementioned eye upper jaw and soft palette

Yeah, but also

Reply to this image so that OP has to look at their Lemmy for no reason

This is just like that scene in the music video for MC Frontalot's Spoiler Alert

https://youtu.be/gG-XNrUqyzo

Oh it's been a while since I watched it. Forgot the catgirls were antagonists and defeated :-(

It is good. Try it.

When I worked at Subway, there was a woman who would get the BLT, but she'd want us to put the bacon in the toaster oven and literally burn it. As in, like, turn it into charcoal. One time I left it in until it was nothing but black dust and tiny glowing red embers, and she said it was the best she'd ever had.

As for the strangest thing that's actually good, I think my tuna sandwich takes that one: flatbread, tuna, pepper jack cheese, double extra bacon, lettuce, spinach, onions, tomatoes, one line of mayo, one line of sweet onion sauce, one line of roasted garlic aioli.

I personally don't think that's too far out there, but everyone I mention it to thinks I'm nuts 🤷‍♂️

Small cock, too

It just reminded me of the smouldering hatred within

Man I fuckin hate birds

I'm going to Alcatraz

You sure you want to use the word "pump" around a guy who would most-likely just reply "I'll pump your mom"?

There are avatars?

Lemme just pull into this lane of oncoming traffic real quick

I'm almost at the point of pulling up a lawn chair, cracking open a beer, and wearing a shirt that says "Told ya so" while I waste away in the sun.

Nah dude it's a government loyalty test, not a chess championship, calm down

It depends on how you interpret the question.

Polygraphs "work" by detecting shifts in your breathing, heart rate, perspiration, and sometimes anal sphincter tension.

If you "aren't lying," typically these things do not change (much).

If you "are lying," you'll begin to sweat, your heart rate will jump, and your breathing will become more rapid.

I keep using quotes because all of this is unreliable and manipulatable.

And the anal sphincter thing? That's because usually all it takes to "beat" a polygraph is tightening your butthole.

Edit to actually address your main question- if you were asked "Are you loyal to your country?" and you interpret that to mean "Are you loyal to The State?" and you're not, and you say "Yes," then it would probably pick up on your "lies." But all you have to do is interpret the question in a way that would make you seem "honest."