OldManBOMBIN @ OldManBOMBIN @lemmy.world

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Nah you're good; I'm just Mandela Effecting people

You should repost versions of this in different communities with the I and E swapped just to fuck with people

Edit: wait a sec was it already like that? I could've sworn it was the other way around when I left this comment.

salad mixing bowl full of half rice chex half cocoa pebbles with two bananas sliced up in it

No, but Jason Bourne notices things reflexively. The last line, though stated as serious, should not be taken seriously. You should only steal from large corporations- never individuals. Only monsters steal from individuals.

What're you, casing the joint or somethin'?

Jason Bourne over here identifying everything in your bag every time you turn your back just in case he needs to call someone in the government and antagonize them for a few minutes.

What's your next move - take the strap off the bag and use it to tie yourself to the bottom of the train so a bald guy can't find you?

Seriously, though, you should steal that shit.

Yeah but the only thing it can hold is gravel and grit. No gravy, no chocolate milk- it all runs out the crack.

Yup yup

It tasting like pork would be an indication that op is eating human flesh harvested from the new ICE facility that just opened in Florida. Pretty sure that's the joke they were going for.

If you have to ask, you can't afford em

I have a mental image of you in a basement sweatshop in Philadelphia- the air is full of smoke and there's a constant barrage of German speeches and gunfire being played over the loudspeaker, broken only by the occasional steam whistle. You take a longing glance out the window, wishing you were on one of the higher floors so you could jump. And there is it.

Pinecone.

Interesting. I definitely have, but maybe it was just on my own edited comments? Who's to say.

This means I can edit all of my comments to make the replies look insane. Excellent.

I live almost exactly on the opposite side of the planet from Australia; I just prefer to be chilly - especially while sleeping.

Also, did you edit your earlier comment? I could've sworn I replied to one that said "Even in the winter?" But now it mentions long pants being an option, and there's no icon indicating it was edited. Just wondering, because someone mentioned a similar situation (a comment they replied to being different) recently.

And during winter, I sleep in my underwear, with no shirt, and a fan going.

Cold is rather subjective, honestly. To some, it never gets cold.

I found it. The most insane comment I've ever seen. Finally I can rest.

18, if those are boxer-briefs

Potatoes are now called potatoes

Uwo's Lab made one on this stream, as well as some other items:

https://youtu.be/Lg7EVgLI2vk

Bit soup