NotASharkInAManSuit @ NotASharkInAManSuit @lemmy.world

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I’ve worked apartment maintenance and the amount of people who were intimately watching the war room while I worked in their apartments proves this assertion woefully wrong. You’ve got neighbors and acquaintances that are balls deep into that shit.

The difference between a cult and a religion: In a cult everyone truly believes in what they are being told and the person at the top knows it’s all bullshit, when that person dies it’s a religion.

God damned leftist groomers at it again. Won’t anyone think of the children’s genitals?!

I apologize for nothing.

Anything from Quentin Tarantino, his writing style just bugs the fuck out of me, he is so far up his own ass and it shows with every stupid pretentious monologue.

So much sound and fury, signifying nothing.

You’re only able to utilize the Club Penguin files after you’ve setup a server to revive GhostX.

You are still vulnerable to friction.

You walked in on your mom getting railed by the mailman while your dad was masturbating in his cuck chair, the lighting was immaculate.

You’re now a city pigeon.

The incantation is the full unedited script of The Bee Movie and you have to do a Seinfeld impersonation when reciting his lines.

You have a constant, dire, and unending desire to shit at all times.

Always. You can never not be reading the minds of everyone around you.

You experience no such thing as want or discomfort, you dehydrate and die within a few days.

Even for a post like this that’s just unrealistic.

But, everyone shows up but their fingers are constantly covered in a thick layer of Cheeto dust.

Severe lactose intolerance.

Your farts smell good, like really good, but only to you.

You don’t like pasta or pasta sauce, it repulses you.

You never experience true trust and understanding ever again and you will never see the genuine version of anyone you interact with, only the mentally enslaved shells of people.

Yay!

It’s only ever in Krone, any money that you interact with or that is legally in your possession or control is immediately and universally recognized and physically changes to the equivalent amount in Norwegian Krone and is only usable in areas that accept it as currency.