Norgur @ Norgur @fedia.io

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Imagine being presented with an aircraft. You bloody well know what it does and you get permission to disassemble the whole thing to your heart's content. How big of a task do you think it'd still be to be able to work out how the winged metal tube works and why it does what it does when it does it?

Exactly.

They've got no time to post because they're busy watching all the things they want without taking on another job to pay for another dozen or so subscriptions.

I'll tell you when you're old enough.

You still have Netflix?

You added the "...and willing" part by yourself there.

I'm not sure if you actually know how "making out" works. Like... At all

Edit: Wait a goddamn minute! You keep virtue signaling here how sexist and sexual assaulty this meme is and posted this power fantasy trip of a response yourself?!

"Did you expect you were enough. Work for it!"

Get out of here!

What the heck?! Dude, this meme is not about that.

What even are those bar charts meant to represent? Absolute number of people? That'd be a rather small percentage represented. Why do we even get a graph in absolute numbers when percentage is what we're after?. When will journalists learn fucking graphs for once?!

I like my jokes as I like two men walking into a bar: without any logical coherence whatsoever

Lesson is: be ready

Back in the day, when I installed my very first Linux OS, I had a wireless stick from Netgear. Wireless Drivers back then were abysmal, so I had to compile them from source (literally 15 mins after seeing a TTY for the first time). After I had found out how build-dependencies and such worked somehow and ./configure completed successfully for the first time, the script ended with the epic line:

configure done. Now type 'make' and pray

The enemy of my enemy, eh?

glibc 2.36 is all you'll ever need, okay? Go away with those goddamn backports!

What misery are we talking about?

That's what happens when Fred smugly tried to pull the hood from the ghost who was supposed to be the gardener or some shit. The fucking hood turned out to be no hood, but a ghost emblazoned with the emblem of Zuul.

Furthermore, Calvin is well aware that he's talking nonsense.

I wholeheartedly agree, just for different reasons than presented here. Yet, especially as long as they look like moles, posting them isn't that bad.

I've never posted pictures of my child online. I don't even post them on private chats. Just via my immich instance to his grandmas and aunts.

So because you don't understand which feelings this almost blind ugly little meatbag in that photo represents, there will be those who do and who will share the joy, making the world a little less depressing as fuck. Which is a benefit. But of course,. because you can't understand that, no one possibly can.

If your baby has that many teeth at that age, there is something wrong

Besides: it's not their problem that you can't empathize with people who are feeling more love and joy than you could ever imagine.

ChatGPT in a nutshell

That's precisely the kind of competition they will not beat me in. I can descend into depths most people didn't even know were reachable by the gutter.