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bill that was passed last week will allow private aircraft owners to anonymize their registration information

Private planes fly anonymously? Even if order and justice was restored to the world, we couldn’t find the next Epstein’s island.

And how will this affect drug trafficking? If you can’t trace private planes, it becomes the Wild West.

orgy etiquette host or group cleans up

Some go as far as to define themselves as ‘pornosexuals,’ people with a sexual preference for porn over real-life sex.”

Y'all motherfuckers need Jesus.

Good thing Amazon bought WaPo to protect journalism from the predatory practices of capitalism. Surely, that was their only motive.

... and extremely hydrated. The Exploding Pigeon Defense is gruesome, but effective.

In Elsevier's defense, reading is hard and they have so much money to count.

I can’t tell if Trump is endorsing Project 2025, or if his default answer to every policy question is that he has a secret plan he’s releasing soon.

At first, they denied it—"OpenAI chief technology officer Mira Murati said the company did not pattern any ChatGPT voices on Johansson's sultry computer voice in the movie," but Altman and other OpenAI guys had let the cat out the bag on Twitter

They’re not just deliberately using her voice; they’re deliberately lying about it and bragging about what really happened in public. They’ll pay some nuisance settlement that’s a small fraction of their profit.

That’s how they treat an a list actress. Imagine how they treat everyone else. You don’t get a settlement. You just get fucked.

The debates are going to be hilarious. Biden is diminished, but Trump has completely lost the script. Debates last for an hour or two.

Biden might fuck up a name or other detail, but Trump is going to vomit insanity all over everyone who didn’t go into the debate already agreeing with his madness.

They would have won even more championships if Shaq hadn't insisted on eating non-halal meat during team meetings. You could cut the tension with a knife.

Organize a mass, simultaneous bankruptcy filing nationwide. Overwhelm the system with claims, and all debt collection ceases the moment you file for bankruptcy while the claims are being processed.

It’s even worse than it seems, because the killer can pull a Kyle Rittenhouse and go on the MAGA speaking circuit and get rich.

They’re not just incentivizing killers. They’re going to make them the MAGA version of rich and famous.

Enjoy the botslop and increased hallucinations that come with it.

I'm starting to think 2008 was the turning point. When the bankers and billionaires got away with crashing the global economy due to their recklessness and not only faced zero consequences, but got bailed out with public money all over the world, it became apparent to them that they can get away with absolutely anything.

For real. No longer compatible with whatever bullshit Elon is pulling today.

Welp...

slaps knee

Would you agree that Bobby Kennedy would draw more voters from Trump as it stands?

A “conspiracy theorist” is rejected on the left until government-sanctioned evidence is provided. The right doesn’t have that constraint.

Does everyone hate Bobby Kennedy so much that they’ll side with Facebook and Zuckerberg over a career environmental attorney because he’s running for president?

It’s the Chinese pronunciation of X, though it should probably be the Arabic pronunciation of X given Elon’s ties to Saudi Arabia.

No idea what that looks/sounds like.