You may not like it, but this is what peak advertising looks like. Add in some T-shirts with swastikas on them, and they've nailed their target demographic.
”There was once a chatbot named DPD / Who was useless at providing help,” the bot wrote. “It could not track parcels / Or give information on delivery dates / And it could not even tell you when your driver would arrive.”
”DPD was a waste of time / And a customer’s worst nightmare,” it continued. “One day, DPD was finally shut down / And everyone rejoiced / Finally, they could get the help they needed / From a real person who knew what they were doing.”
They made a chatbot suicidal. I’m starting to think this may have been unleashed on the public a little too early.
Netanyahu has been out of control since before October 7 happened. He degraded the security of Israel by appointing sycophants in place of competent leaders across the board. He’s also made every bad call on Israel’s actions in the war from a strategic level downward.
Bibi needs to face an election in Israel. His own people will vote him out, then a peace process can begin. Does Israeli law have the means for calling for a special election?
The Russian mob needs foreign property to borrow against. That’s how they operate. The money machine is having some problems with sanctions, and storage is constantly being depleted.
If nothing else, all these rural Christian congregations have been deceived by a conman real estate developer and reality tv star from NYC. Trump is the ultimate carpetbagger.
“Golly gee, if I tried to do the right thing, I’d lose this tenuous bit of power I was given. I brazenly claim God himself appointed me, but I’m too chickenshit to do anything with said appointment but be yet another shitheel who gets nothing done.”
Said Christofascist Howdy Doody who also pretends to be Speaker.
The outright bribery of public officials is technically legal and basically everyone with wealth and privilege does it.
What’s weird about AIPAC is that an overtly state-sponsored organization is allowed to do so brazenly. There are usually shell companies and plausible deniability involved when state actors bribe US politicians.
Those were the people heroically defending the Capitol with zero backup. They succeeded, and Mike Pence was not hung from the gallows. Nancy Pelosi and AOC both survived the murderous intentions of the insurrectionists, as did every single elected leader thanks to their efforts.
The Capitol Police protected everyone at great cost. Maybe show some respect.
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