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  • We went to a bar where she immediately bumped into a friend. They talked for over 30 minutes about old times and friends I didn’t know. I felt so awkward I just left without a word. I doubt they noticed.

  • When someone uses “hesitant”

    When they mean “reluctant”

  • I’m reading Discworld series after some Lemmings suggested it. They’re great! Read Sourcerer and Guards! Guards! And just starting Men at Arms

    I laughed so much at the Brotherhood scenes in Guards! When the brothers are bickering, and when the guy has to recite the whole long password but the last line is incorrect.

  • How are you liking F is for Fugitive?

  • I little email

    Some you and me-mail

    Haha that’s about as much as I can remember, aside from Trogdor

  • Go ahead and troll them. It’s a lot worse than what they plan on doing to us.

  • Thank you for posting all this content here jeffw I appreciate it.

  • Not one word here about Gaza

  • Aww what you got in your little mouth huh? A helpless girl?🥰 Cuuuuute! I love you little guy ❤️

  • I’m digging a tiny hole and staying inside forever with occasional peeks outside to see if it day or night. Tell my wife I miss her

  • Rule

    Jump
  • You read my mind!

  • Rule

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  • Maybe! Is this like his third time getting it? I think?

    I’ve had it three times too

  • Rule

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  • “…..no I’d still rather not”

  • I cut in half, and lay the half down flat. Then I cut off just the very end from each side which makes it easier to lift the peel off. Then slice. Usually works, but occasionally there’s difficulty. Isn’t that life?

  • Same here. But make it with like jute and bamboo with a thin gold trim and she would buy 2

  • You can bring your phone into the X-ray room. Unless you’re getting a hip X-ray you can even keep it in your pocket. Keys and wallet too!

    All my patients are convinced that a phone can’t be in the pocket and I cannot even convince them otherwise. They don’t believe me!

  • Why does this look so delicious to me? Chomp!

  • Every word of that sentence made it worse. Flip those patents straight to heck

  • Good names! They sound original and they could all pass as a country

  • Okay that clears up a lot. So if the President manages military and foreign relations, does the PM manage bureaus? Who creates the budget?

    Merci! This is well written. Good luck to you!

  • Futurama @lemmy.world

    Planet Express Van, is that you?

    memes @lemmy.world

    What is it about good sticks that just makes everything right?

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    Lemmy, what’s your favorite local menu item right now?

    pics @lemmy.world

    Sorry for the advertisement here but I was amazed by my first trip to NYC

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Amazon Black Friday deal

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Ratception

    simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    Ohio, I don’t think women will like losing their rights Ohio:

    memes @lemmy.world

    My friend thinks you’re cute

    News @lemmy.world

    Prince Harry and Elton John can take case against Daily Mail publisher to trial

    Asklemmy @lemmy.ml

    What’s the strangest unexplained thing that’s happened to you ?

    Memes @sopuli.xyz

    Edgar Egypt

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Goose rule

    memes @lemmy.world

    I’m loving this energy lately !

    simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    My mom heard about the meme wars

    memes @lemmy.world

    Me upvoting Star Trek memes

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Peace Tea? It's 2x the price and it's bad.

    Unpopular Opinion @lemmy.world

    Pet-peeve: People joking that "if you get hurt, it's gonna mean a lot of paperwork for me"

    Movies and TV Shows @lemmy.film

    Great list of horror films curated by a Redditor. I just found this old link in my Drive just in time for Spooky Season!

    Food and Cooking @beehaw.org

    Beans Are a Vegetable: an Overanalysis

    simpsonsshitposting @sh.itjust.works

    Okay I'll tell you the current events but you have to promise to not be mad