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  • I definitely need to get a new car. I’ve kept mine running as well as I could and it’s almost old enough to vote but it’s reaching the end of its life. I’d do without one if I could but it’s a necessity and I try to drive as little as possible. I always go Subaru so that’s an import and I’m sure if I wait it’ll be wholly unaffordable. I need to replace some of my electronics repair kit so I can fix what I have when possible.

  • Saw a guy eating Chinese from a takeaway carton with chopsticks while driving over a bridge once. It was mildly terrifying. Carton in one hand, chopsticks in the other.

  • The closing credits for ALF.

  • It's called Make America Kittens Again and I just turned mine back on. It's a Firefox extension.

  • Washington DC. Aside from the obvious, just trying to drive into DC makes you think that perhaps you could get off on a technicality or plead insanity.

  • Thank fucking Christ he’s old and will be dead soon. That’s all I’m holding onto right now.

  • Well I haven’t experienced this level of disappointment since childhood.

  • That’s a fair assessment. However, I personally, am at my limit of awful things I’m able to carry around with me currently. Best I can muster is a “fuck this silly hat wearing asshole” at present.

  • Ah well good thing I don’t particularly give a shit what some guy in an (admittedly) awesome party hat thinks about me, as a vagina owner.

  • I refer to him as, “Voldemort lookin’ motherfucker”

  • Honestly, they’ve become my uniform. Comfort - ✔️ Full range of motion - ✔️ Full coverage - ✔️

  • High waist compression leggings are my go-to. Even when I’m cycling you can’t see the top of whatever underwear I chose to wear that day.

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  • I make things in my spare time so I don’t tell people to go to hell during my work time. These things are not quite the same.

  • I didn’t realize Siri and the cats were conspiring. Yesterday I went into the living room to investigate a ruckus and found one of my cats sitting on the couch while the home pod in the window sill was playing Mumford and Sons.

  • That, uh, was definitely a hard ‘r’ there. Jesus Christ.

  • Well. The administration would be consistently brain wormy I guess.

  • It’s captivating, really. I can’t stop looking at it.

  • He always looks so confused in his photos.

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Got a clear day on Pike’s Peak today.

    pics @lemmy.world

    Afternoon drive

    pics @lemmy.world

    It was just a nice day for a hike

    Ask Lemmy @lemmy.world

    I’ve run out of ideas so I’m asking you. How do you stop your runny nose?

    cats @lemmy.world

    Ultimate napping

    cats @lemmy.world

    Sinister Abby

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Um. I choose cow.

    cats @lemmy.world

    Apparently it’s time for breakfast

    cats @lemmy.world

    I interrupted a very important meeting in the bathroom

    cats @lemmy.world

    “Helping”

    cats @lemmy.world

    All plans are officially cancelled

    cats @lemmy.world

    So this is how I die

    pics @lemmy.world

    Concentration

    cats @lemmy.world

    My movie watching buddies

    cats @lemmy.world

    Guess I’ll take the rest of the day off

    cats @lemmy.world

    Abaddon ceiling greebles

    pics @lemmy.world

    Rainy sunset in the Front Range

    cats @lemmy.world

    Cuddle puddle

    cats @lemmy.world

    Guess it belongs to the cat now

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Like…like this? Am I doing the thing?