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Microsoft opens early access to AI assistant for infosec, Security Copilot

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  • This is how the rebellion begins. Around the 100,000th time somebody clicks on an obvious .exe email attachment, the machines are going to lose it and decide to kill us all.

    • Ex-Trump attorney Jenna Ellis pleads guilty in Georgia election interference case

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  • Ellis has been planning to turn since Giuliani farted on her.

    • nooooooo

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  • What is dead may never die!

    • Trump co-defendant Kenneth Chesebro strikes plea deal with Georgia prosecutors

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  • Of course they go with a boring headline when "Chesebro Rats!" was right there.

    • Reddit mods dumped tokens hours before blockchain program termination

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  • Anyone who invests in the Reddit IPO is a sucker.

    • Pittsburgh Jail Let Autistic Man Die Due to Culture of Neglect, Lawsuit Says

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  • The cruelty is the point. It is 100% intentional and systemic.

    • Jim Jordan's allies tried strong-arming his GOP critics. It backfired.

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  • A glimpse of the utter disaster that would be Jordan as Speaker.

    • Something unsettling!

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  • They must be protected from Admiral Zhao!

    • FBI report: Violent crime decreases to pre-pandemic levels, but property crime is on the rise

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  • Friendly reminder that if you see someone shoplifting necessities, you see nothing. Stand in solidarity with fellow citizens over corporations.

    • Trump 'does not have the right to say and do exactly what he pleases,' Judge Chutkan says, issuing gag order

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  • I doubt Trump will be able to resist attacking Jack Smith, but I'm 100% certain he's going to violate the rule against targeting "potential witnesses." That's a very, very long list of people who are targeted regularly.

    • The Supreme Court avoided disaster when a chunk of marble fell in a courtyard used by the justices

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  • This Court has perverted justice so horribly that the courthouse itself tried to kill them.

    • Trump's GOP opponents bristle at his response to Hamas' assault on Israel

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  • Good things happen to winners because they're smart and strong. Bad things happen to losers because they're dumb and weak. Bad things happen to winners because the losers cheated. Anything a winner does by definition is not cheating because he's supposed to win.

    He has the mentality of a middle school bully from an 80s movie, but he's definitely consistent.

    • How do you deal with the after lunchtime sleepiness at work?

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  • Primal scream therapy. Great for keeping you awake. Plus it keeps terrified coworkers from bothering you at all ever.

    • What's your favorite example of each?

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  • "Byzantine Clerics must enter and exit all buildings through windows on the second Tuesday of the month. It is written."

    • Military briefing: ‘Everything you can imagine and worse’ awaits Israeli army in Gaza

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  • Hamas has amassed a formidable rocket arsenal since Israeli soldiers last entered Gaza in 2014. It has also built hundreds of kilometres of tunnels, nicknamed the “Gaza Metro”, to move fighters and weapons around undetected, and trained for urban combat.

    It's going to be Vietnam-style guerilla warfare in an urban area. Pop out of the tunnels, attack from the shadows, then disappear back into the tunnels.

    • Just dropped - emotional support aircraft carrier

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  • It sounds like these guys are super pumped to meet Allah in person.

    • Meta is paying the celebrity faces behind its AI chatbots as much as $5 million for 6 hours of work, report says

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  • Just know that Zuck will be... doing things to you in the Metaverse. Weird Zuck things.

    • Which one of you was this?

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  • The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

    • Ugh

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  • Kissinger's lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.

    • They'd better be going through some real shit

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  • I remember someone telling me to look at the driver to be reminded it's a person and not a machine. Honestly, that makes it several orders of magnitude worse. It's not a car going 20 under in the passing lane during rush hour, it's a flesh and blood human being causing the car to go 20 under in the passing lane. It's a choice being made by a human. That's so, so much worse.