Gordon Calhoun @ My_IFAKs___gone @lemmy.world

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Just put two π ohm resistors in series duh

Surprised to not see Sugar Ray or Everclear, unless I'm blind.

The military junta, facing criticism for poor response, appealed for foreign aid amid ongoing conflict.

Of course they did. And I guaran-fucking-tee if they get any aid it sure as shit isn't going to help anyone who needs it. Myanmar has plenty of precedent already for callously letting its citizens suffer and die at the hands of natural disasters.

It’s a paradigm shift where we go from having an expectation of privacy even in public spaces to its inverse. Not only do we not have a right to privacy in public; we don’t even have a right to see ourselves as the government and police might see us — a set of still moments in place and time from which they, not us, can decide what our story is.

What could possibly go wrong?

I think Black Mirror came up with a solution of sorts to this.

Poor lil Piggott the Bigot Lover

I typically just use my cybernetic surrogate for protests. It's customizable like Mr. Potato Head, so I currently have it configured to look like the adult love child of Bruce Willis, John Travolta, Nick Cage, and Kristi Noem.

Well now I have another question to add to my list of things to discuss with the surgeon before I accept any organ transplants.

Nah, pinch off the supply ASAP. Maybe it'll make them finally colon their reps to return to a state of nearer sanity.

We really are just living in some alien race's reality television show, aren't we?

Pretty sure bidets are woke. Has something to do with the silent t and the fact it shares many letters with "biden"

Steal toilet paper again*

Fine. I'll stoop. A trio consisting of ordained Rain Prophet, Wind Prophet, and Cloud Prophet will be the new Holy Hires.

I mean, when was the last time the bay area even had any meteorites hit anywhere close to it? Sometimes I just don't even understand why we need to be so concerned about meteors hitting aircraft, given the sublimely low probabilities involved. Seriously, this administration just needs to convert all the extraneous meteorologist jobs into weatherologist jobs and the waste and fraud will be fixed.

Seriously though, they're probably confused by the whole "meteor" part of the word. Dumbening it into "weather" may actually help protect those important jobs.

What if I told you it's pretty much always been one, but it had some fairly convincing anal trim and tinsel along with weapons-grade artificial air fresheners disguising some of the shittiness?

I'm assuming the window of opportunity to abort the ghouls who passed this legislation in the first place has passed?

I was hoping for a coked up polar bear encounter.

It's one of the best. Wish it could be made into a miniseries.

Will science for food and, if you can spare it, shelter.

You'll probably enjoy reading, or better, listening to, the Cuba chapter in World War Z, if you haven't already. Lots of American refugee schadenfreude, and even some redemption, in it. As with all things WWZ, the audiobook reigns supreme.

As someone exploring emigration options, I just want someplace where I can work an honest job, respect a different culture and society and appreciate its willingness to give me a chance, and feel safe(r).

At least they'll get the distinction of being called The Measles Generation.