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  • Such a threatening energy, I love it

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Anyone for some fizzy egg???

    Règle

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  • Ahhh les petites cellules grises 🧠

  • When I was about 4, I was jumping on the sofa, back and forth from one arm to the other (because the middle was lava, obviously)

    Misjudged it and ended up going headfirst off the end into a china cabinet next to it, glass doors and all - I ended up missing the first month of school, 32 stitches and basically half a Glasgow smile to show for it, I'm told it looks very cool

  • "Clarence, I have a slight headache"

    "Me too, Geoffrey"

  • Conversely, spotted this recently

  • Europeans: call a game where you kick ball with foot "football"

    Americans: call a game where you throw ball with hands "football"

    One of these makes more sense to me... :p

  • 196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    For anyone who grule up in the UK in the 80s or 90s - met a few celebrities today

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Merry Crisis

    Lord of the memes @midwest.social

    Home Alone 2: Lost in Mordor

    rule

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  • Sometimes more than one 🤮

  • Rule

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  • Turns out it's a lot harder to do this with a whale

  • rule

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  • Why not Zoidberg?

    (V)(,;,,;,)(V)

  • memes @lemmy.world

    Which are you and why is it the snowman

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Rule wizard

  • Looks like it yeah, found other seals in the sealbarrow on their Twitter

  • When I started this company, I had only two things - a dream, and six million pounds

  • T̸͎͇̠̳͉͎̀̈́̀̽h̶̗̃̔́̈́̋i̴̳̖͖̗̬͙̣͇̊̀̎͂̈́̾̑̃͜͝ͅs̶̛͎͛̅̆̽́͊̎̈́̚ ̸̧̼͕̣͚̩͑̆o̵̞̥̺̳̼̅̓̈͆̕ṇ̵͚̳̓̇̆̆̊̄̚̚ȅ̴̳̰͖̜̝̪͔͈̑̀̀̅̒̄̔̚

  • There's one missing hole, a tiny bit right of the centre of the image

  • In the UK you can't even buy that many at once 😆 without a prescription at least - paracetamol and ibuprofen are usually 16 per pack and they don't let you buy more than one of each

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Mystic autumnal vibes in the Peak District today

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    This made me so angry, enjoy!

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Let's just say...

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Every rule, we stray further from god

    pics @lemmy.world

    Just can't get away from sponsored posts smh 🙄

    pics @lemmy.world

    "The Looping Boat" sculpture, just installed on the Sheffield-Tinsley canal

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Mm-hmm, oui, bien sûr, certainement 👀

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    It's called a wedding ring, but surely it should be called a marriage ring

    196 @lemmy.blahaj.zone

    Hey late-stage capitruleism, how's it going? Oh cool even worse then

    cats @lemmy.world

    I do not own a cat, but after defrosting my freezer and noticing this, I suspect someone who lived here before did...

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    RIP, will have a succulent Chinese meal in his honour

    3DPrinting @lemmy.world

    Should a 3D printer be used for making unnatural Franken-drills? I dunno but it absolutely can

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    E M I T G U I N N E S S

    Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Okay this is getting a bit real now Duo, thanks 💔