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MuffinCupcakeHeeler @ MuffinCupcakeHeeler @lemmy.world
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Heh… [OC]

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  • "You are what you eat."

    • It's gone too far. It's just gone too far.

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  • That'll do, pig. That'll do.

    • Piss, you're being filmed.

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  • Don't worry, the camera sees you.

    • Cargo pants are a godsend

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  • No thanks. My house key got scratched up by Portugal

    • Hydrant sculpture in Shelburne, Vermont

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  • Is this the new COVID variant?

    • Lance Stroll: 'Fernando is faster than me. I have to figure out how to go quicker'

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  • "Can you confirm you understood that message?"

    • My dogs groomer has a similar sign, makes me wonder

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  • You... don't???

    • His wish

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  • But what if they're really just concerned about you as in: "Human, stay away from that poison!"

    • This cloud is shaped like a mushroom

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  • Maybe it's friendly? Giant mushy friend!

    • The evidence speaks for itself

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  • My dog is humping my leg... What is it trying to say?

    • Kinda topical/tropical

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  • About 1600 feet away from this is a new restaurant called the "Thai Tan"

    • Bluey is getting her very own video game - Vooks

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  • We're going to hear the word Chilli used when the dishwasher broke.

    • Now quit your whining

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  • "glow up."

    • Just bang Hitler's mom

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  • Alternative plot point: The hero/es keep traveling back in time because everytime they kill a potential Nazi leader, someone worse ends up taking its place. We are left with the timeline where Hitler eventually takes that spot because it's considered the "best"/"least destructive" timeline.

    • This is perfectly normal 🙏

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  • Where are the days? I haven't beaned in 3 poops!