Just ignore the 120 bp stab that ignores protect and always crits. It's better to pretend that didn't happen.
Helldivers 2 director explains how its freedom and wacky guns were inspired by tabletop: 'Let the player do the action, and you'll see what happens'
The first time my friends and I stumbled upon them we took one look at the name, saw a member crossbow a squirrel and said "Yup, that's PETA."
I'm guessing the other guy's a furry then.