MrBusinessMan @ MrBusinessMan @lemm.ee

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No, the bad guys are usually the opposite. They want to steal from rich people and make everybody the same or do a revolution. Haven’t you seen any of the Batman movies?

If you don’t own shares you aren’t entitled to any of the profits.

Why do you hate progress?

Nope, you’re just raw materials to be mined.

So? That’s what businesses are supposed to do. Make money. You should invest in the company and then you’ll make money off of the money they make off you.

If you don’t have anything to hide then you don’t have anything to worry about!

True, other countries have never experienced fascism. Pretty sure the Finns never even allied with actual Hitler

Exactly!

That’s too impersonal. Nothing can truly replace a good slap on the back to let my employees know that I appreciate them.

No, I’m a fun and cool boss, everybody says that.

Grow up!

I was agreeing with you! If they weren’t such dum dums they could be a success story like me and then we could all sit around and do nothing instead of working. It’s not hard!

I provide them at barely above market rate, and I do all the work of having people come fix things when they are broken for example.

You shouldn’t be allowed to talk so disrespectfully about Elon, hope he sues you too. You’re a danger to free speech

That’s even worse because that store employs so many people, when you steal from that store it’s hurting all of those employees

Come back to work at the office and say that to my face

Of course looney lefty Bernie Sanders supports the commie cadaver sleepy Joe. They want to make it illegal to eat meat or even go to church. Carl Marks is laughing in his grave; in the end he won after all.

There are far too many things to even list. Too many good reasons for people to be in the office. It improves morale and professionalism and builds an exciting company culture. Whenever I visit the office, I tell hilarious jokes for my employees to laugh at for example. Every Thursday is a themed Thursday like NFL day or patriotic day where you have to wear red white and blue, and whoever has the best outfit for the themed Thursday wins a prize. Plus we take pictures of everyone who dressed up for the themed Thursday and put it in the newsletter.

Contrast that with what employees are doing at home, probably. Not dressing up for themed Thursday, not probably even putting on pants. Not laughing at my jokes, in fact probably saying mean things about me because I’m not around. Eating cheese puffs and taking extra long bathroom breaks. Not being productive. Quiet quitting because they’re depressed about being stuck in their house all day. Not being a team player or taking pride in the company. It’s outrageous and it’s time we stop with these shenanigans and get back to work.

As a landlord I provide homes to people who need them, and in exchange I don’t have to toil away at a job. It’s a fair trade

I’m literally agreeing with you and you’re attacking me and calling me names, I insist that you stop or you’ll be hearing from my lawyers