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Mouselemming @ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works
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To join Facebook these days, one must record a video selfie

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  • How about putting googly eyes on your nuts and making a video selfie of them to send Facebook?

    🏀🍆👀⚽

    • There were probably some people who just really liked "Never gonna give you up" and really enjoyed getting rick rolled

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  • Fun and possibly helpful fact: it's got a BPM of 114, which makes it suitable for compressions-only CPR!

    • this one is crunchy

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  • This being the Glorious 25th of May, I give you Terry Pratchett's Box, which contains a furious Greebo the Cat. Death says CATS ARE NICE. But not Greebo, who's hungry enough to eat a vampire.

    And his Gonne, which may or may not be safely stored at the Assassin's Guild.

    And his razor wit, which always cuts straight to the Truth.

    🪻🗡️❤️🥚

    • Aggressive negotiations

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  • Whatta looser

    • It's gotten better

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  • "Computer works fine now, but the smell of decomp is becoming unbearable... "

    • Where on the internet would you discuss a specific case of a potential exploitation of a minor within the adult industry?

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  • It's not a thing you discuss, it's a thing you report. If you aren't sure, report what you do know so they can open an investigation.

    • dual immunity (see body)

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  • I've never been wakened by a bear, but so many times by babies! Not lately, bc I'm old and they somehow survived to adulthood. But I'm glad my sleep deprivation was not compounded by blindness.

    • Israeli airstrike kills nine of Gaza doctor’s 10 children, reports say

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  • The headline fits the article but not the summary. Nine out of her ten children killed, her husband and the remaining child in hospital. Her husband is also a doctor but no mention of doctors killed.

    Just clarifying, not justifying.

    • New video shows Trump may have violated federal law at crypto event: attorney

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  • And deserves to die broke.

    • Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok

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  • Lucky for the company, they don't appear to have hit any trees

    • Container ship almost hits house in Norway. Inhabitant was sleeping and only woke up when the neighbour came over to check if he was ok

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  • Well, once one makes big headlines, and clicks, the media realizes it's been a neglected source of revenue.

    • There was also the Spanish cat uno dos, but he disappeared without a tres

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  • Just in case you ever want it, here's the French spelling:

    "Un deux trois quatre cinq" (12345)

    • Draw an arrow to each temperature

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  • Tbh so did they, (see arrows) but 31 wasn't one of the choices. Tbextrah, there's infinite temps in between the full degrees.

    • The teens on the cover of this book from 1973 were dressed like teens from 2006.

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  • Grow it all out and bring a razor. Pass for a beggar until you see the local style. Also just a useful item.

    • is born; fucks; unable to elaborate; dies

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  • Look for the caterpillars and cocoons. Those very hungry caterpillars are eating a lot of something, let's see....

    "this caterpillar constantly munches on the leaves of walnut, hickory, sweetgum, and paper birch trees."

    • Draw an arrow to each temperature

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  • Only if you count 0 and 30

    • The teens on the cover of this book from 1973 were dressed like teens from 2006.

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  • Also of course it's a lot easier if you appear male and white (or majority race for the context) but your point is good

    • The teens on the cover of this book from 1973 were dressed like teens from 2006.

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  • Levi Strauss and Jacob W. Davis started marketing their riveted jeans to Gold Rush miners in 1873, so.... And your t-shirt would pass as underwear, though you'd want to add a flannel work shirt or something for more decency. Add work boots and a wrench and you could probably get in anywhere, even a much more formal place than those clothes indicate, if you mutter something about the drains...

    • Draw an arrow to each temperature

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  • "Draw arrows from each of these temperatures to their place on the thermometer." And put the temperatures above the thermometer.

    • Draw an arrow to each temperature

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  • Because it's the number of "temperatures" (or rather the 1-degree increments between them) on the thermometer. Which you just counted by drawing an arrow to each one. It's the right answer to the question they didn't realize they were asking. 💯 A+

    (I appreciate that the teacher wrote "?" thus giving the child an opportunity to explain their answer, and see if they could provide the conventional answer if given a better prompt!)