Mouselemming @ Mouselemming @sh.itjust.works

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Ok but apparently they don't know how to spell Tartar Sauce.

Surely antelopes roam in herds, not swarms? They're not bees.

With all these raids, is ICE doing anything at all that resembles prosecution of the sweatshop owners who hired these so-called "criminals"? (Who we know are just folks making clothes for a living)

I think I know the answer. After all it's just a rigged numbers game, that's also why they're deporting legal immigrants and citizens and people who show up to court for their green cards. In fact they probably hope the owners find new employees for them to cart away next month. It's much easier than finding any cartel members.

It was his first day, he only had the pen in his pocket.

And what have we learned, kids?

Always carry a pocketful of googly eyes!

Actually they often are intentionally silly:

"Happy birthday from the cat! I put a dead mouse on your pillow and a hairball in your shoe! Have a day full of fun surprises!"

"Merry Christmas from the dog! I was going to bring you some mistletoe but I accidentally ate it. So I barfed it up on the carpet. Might eat it again later."

This, but in case you didn't know, there's quite a few commercially made "Happy (whatever)day From The Cat/Dog/Pets" cards out there. She probably found it while looking for a card for her own dad. Whether she was pranking him or just thought it'd be cute depends on her personality.

That's sweet actually. It's like she's saying, "I don't need to pressure you for grandkids, I'm happy with grandkitties. I'm proud you're a good Cat Dad."

Tarantino IS a muppet.

Raising Arizona?

Alternatively, which muppet would make the best Nic Cage?

Oh come on, Miss Piggy would be great in that role!

But Cookie would be so good in the role!

Dual casting ftw!

They'd have much more success if they wrote "DO NOT PUSH THIS BUTTON" on the actual button.

Now there's a job to hand over to AI if ever there was one

I super believe in you, Tad Cooper!

The physical inequality, just like OP's example, always makes it more egregious.

It is. You're absolutely right. But right now nobody's seeing anything but the 50-Foot Tall Woman, so they can't think about your logic. Maybe see if swinging one more of those Marines into the fence will be enough to help you get control of your rage. No actually better use the Mayor, he's an insufferable prick.

Personally I would still prefer to hear chill, maybe you stumbled on that person's trigger. Or perhaps it's an age thing. I associate it with peers, but maybe for them it's parents.

That's a good one!

Edit: Maybe the Avengers could have gotten Big Hulk going for them if they'd told Banner to calm down!

You are getting sleeeeepy...