The Michigan one is what we Michiganders call a Flint Style Coney. Popularized by the hit chain restaurant which originated here in Flint, Halo Burger.
There is a reason why you're a miserable lonely cunt mate and it's not me. Do better by yourself, for yourself. Maybe you'll have more friends and a more fulfilling life that way.
You should instead put energy into your environment and community to make positive changes in your area.