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Moof @ Moof_Kenubi @lemmy.world
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Anatomically Correct

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  • from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

    • Google Phone is going to make talking more fun with sound reactions and effects

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  • 🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

    💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

    🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

    👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

    • What if? 🙈

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  • That is CLEARLY a joveseat

    • Mecha Team!

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    • Opposite of clickbait

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  • Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

    • Your mom coming home after having brunch at the pancake house

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  • You know he ain't gonna fly

    • Someone has been appointed as princess

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  • everybody's disney until your Xterra is found stuck in the wall of a Wild Birds Unlimited

    • Surely you can't be serious.

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  • Do they have subtitles in jive?

    • you have to subscribe to the dictionary now

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  • probably something like this

    • How to make two groups of fanboys twitch simultaneously.

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  • Now watch it transform into a Decepticon.

    • What's your favorite episode of MST3k?

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    • Oh, look at that! Will you look at that? Isn't that glorious? It's... it's... it's indescribably beautiful! It reminds me of the Fourth of July!

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  • Is that the actual prop from A Life Day Story, or a replica?

    • Would this DM let the party slay the dragon?

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  • The trick is to memorize the Lorem Ipsum text, as nobody is going to read your backstories past the first page (or at least, none of mine).

    • It's almost insulting

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  • Yeah, I really need to use Mewolingo more

    • Bought a used cart for my wife for Christmas, but thought it needed a case to wrap. Think she'll notice it's not legit?

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  • Of COURSE she's going to tell it's a fake! You forgot the red Nintemdo Sw¡tch logo in the corner!

    • The Battle of the Ovaries

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  • I have done nothing but teleport yeast for three days.

    • WTF is that‽

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  • "Honey, I think there was a mix-up at the hospital."

    "What makes you say that?"

    • Grok refuses to answer a prompt, says its a violation of the "OpenAI Policy"

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  • Delightfully devilish disruptive, Elon.

    • Fast duck

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  • eurobeat track intensifies

    • Cats are like stars

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  • …you live in Australia, don't you