Mister Neon @ MisterNeon @lemmy.world

A broken man, obsessed with 500 year old Mexican culture.

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Absolutely I delete them. Can't have that kind of evidence lying around, loose ends sink careers.

"Too much force will break it." The only thing worthwhile my mother taught me.

It would have to pay more than my current job.

It's a sensation that can't be feasibly replicated so it must be earned.

Well said.

eating it in a cone feels rushed.

I live for the rush. You're putting the ice cream back in the freezer and I'm making sure it's going into the old gullet.

He didn't even ask them what their favorite donut was or about [local sports team] newest season. Pandering isn't hard, why is he so lazy?

The only thing he could make conversation about was how old the business was and how long they worked at the donut shop. Aren't politicians supposed to be charismatic?

Botz the Toast.

That's a Chaos Emerald. Botswana is about to get all of its fauna robotized.

Mansion Basement from the Original Resident Evil on PS1.

Darling it's bolder Down where it's colder Take it from me

What the hell is LeBron's legacy?

Chubby

Tezcatlipoca tells us to stare into the obsidian mirror.

I'm Texan by birth. I don't like guns, meat, or driving. I think Mesoamerican history is way more interesting than the Civil War.

I know enough Spanish to embarrass myself. I know enough of Nahuatl to understand some glyphs. I speak English at an American level, which is greasy.

What this?

I wrote that when I first woke up today. Good chance the reading section of my brain hadn't been hooked up yet.

So depending on how much hand dexterity he has left with the broken wrists I suggest a back scratcher and one of those reacher grabber arms.