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  • I always wonder, if I lead a good and virtuous life, if I could get reincarnated as a resort dog. Just a chill lab that wanders from cabin to cabin, receiving love and snacks, all before taking a nice nap. Then maybe a nice swim.

  • Why

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  • As a tall freak of nature, I'm just thrilled when I find a shirt that reaches that low. You shorts don't know how good you have it.

  • Don't worry! You'll be able to subscribe to our affordable mail services subscription service starting as low as 100$ per yr. Terms and conditions apply.

  • You have taken all the whimsy and drama of leaving your country of birth. Fucking paper work and taxes!?!? I'm talking long beach cuts, walking defiantly off and never looking back.

  • I use Linux mint. Steam works great. The desktop works great. Like 5 min a month checking on updates and backups.

  • I'm just spitballing here, but why would you pay taxes on your way out? I mean torch the passport, make an afternoon of it by all means. But pay a fee and tax? Just leave right?

  • It will live on in our imaginations. Like a shittier, meth-addled Atlantis.

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  • I was looking at that game. Looks really cool. I'm interested to see a more historically based rpg game without mages and whatnot. I think it's based on some section of polish history?

  • We for real need to start legislating and enforcing brightness laws. These headlights are out of control. This thing is an abomination.

    There is no rhyme or reason for anything beyond a reasonable street lamp and headlight. We kept asking could we, it's time to ask should we? If nothing else I miss seeing stars at night

  • There! I've been looking for a demographic upon which to lay blame, and here you are!

    Keto!?! It's been the keto bros all along? Hoarding all those delicious eggs for your own woke ass diet? No wonder eggs are so pricey.

    Jk. Good luck with the diet though. And try not to fart in any enclosed spaces!

  • There will be whigs on the lawn I say!

  • Fuck I miss smoking. I have a literal pang in my chest seeing those smokes all lined up. Either cancer or heartbreak. Maybe both idk

  • Phone calls used to be better when they were analog land lines. The fidelity(idk if that's the right word, but go ahead and catch my drift) was amazing.

    You could hear every breath, every intonation in voice, every shift in body language. I think our subconscious works on stuff like that a lot more than anyone cares to admit. Every phone conversation you've had in the past 10 years has been digitally compressed.

    The headsets themselves were ergonomic. Easy to use, fit the face and head alot better than the phones we use nowadays.

  • Bernie's too good for us. He could have done way better imho...