MelodiousFunk @ MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

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Elbows up!

Not just gaming, but the women and children too.

Is that a Hawaiian coke can?

Man, now I want some Mexican coke. Fuck HFCS.

As someone whose job it was to fix other people's computers when they borked the IRQs, before the days of drivers being widely available online... I can't say it was all that fun from my end.

Stairs: exists

DAS ROLLING CART DOES NUTZING!

Source: 2000 me, buying my first TV, 27" flat CRT. Upstairs bedroom. Distorted picture. Exchanged, even worse. Returned, bought different model. Total garbage. Returned, back to the first model from a different store... damn near perfect. Still have it.

Well, shit. I thought you were dead. Guess I shouldn't believe everything I see on the internet.

PBS Digital is a damn treasure trove. Monstrum, Origins, Otherwords, Eons... so much brilliant and inspired work.

girl scout cookies ... are high value

I hate that this is how you found out, but...

https://www.walmart.com/ip/Great-Value-Fudge-Mint-Cookies-10-Oz/11997740

gonna need this in every base

...all of them?

...okay, okay... I'll get off of the toilet.

The real power move would be for Francis to have arranged for a bomb under his carcass that explodes when it detects McDonald's-breath.

How diabolical of him.

ACAB.

(Assigned cat at birth)

Sooooooo the kitten transitioned? Sounds pretty woke.

Sometimes you don't even need to look closely.

I'm keeping my v1 Switch for that reason, though I have yet to do anything about it. Maybe some day out of principle.

I devtooled the "Not Available" button to be enabled and it worked lmao

I can respect that 😂

Can confirm that Best Buy was messed up, the page repeatedly crashed the app. Target had availability for about 45 minutes I think. Yeah, I know Target bad. But Walmart and GameStop also bad. Nintendo bad.

...me bad?