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Pete Hegseth snaps at reporter asking about ‘underqualified’ military chief

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  • For Hegseth, it was a Tuesday.

    • PSA: Some of y'all are overly afraid of scorpions

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  • So the scorpion scared the dog, too. Dang.

    • Elon Musk sued by Ashley St.Clair over custody of their son

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  • You never know when the need for another human shield will arise.

    • ‘Very alarming’: CDC halts flu vaccination campaign

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  • My mom was bedridden for a week last month (extreme fatigue, cough, etc.) and still has trouble with basic tasks. Now my aunt has the same problems. "How did she get what I had? I haven't even seen her since before I was sick! I swear they're trying to poison us."

    ...I just fucking can't.

    • Upside-down U.S flag hung at Yosemite National Park to protest employee cuts

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  • They're 2 for 2. Go birds.

    • The left does have a lot of purity tests but the right has fucking witch trials.

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    • The sound of the internet

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  • If you think your mom isn't on the internet, have I got a hot URL for you.

    • Elon Musk recommends that the International Space Station be deorbited ASAP

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  • To be clear, I am not advocating for shooting Musk. I am saying we can ignite a fraction of the rocket fuel without any of the containment vessels or expensive infrastructure. While there will be no liftoff, it would certainly be uplifting.

    • Elon Musk recommends that the International Space Station be deorbited ASAP

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  • Reaching escape velocity is expensive. We can be more efficient and still achieve the same result using a minuscule fraction of the propellant and none of the rocket framing.

    • Feature Request for Voyager App.

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  • Settings General Share Link Instance

    • Kristi Noem orders lie detector tests to snuff out DHS leaks

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  • She might as well have a mall ninja sword strapped to her back.

    If we get nothing else from this shitshow, let it be this.

    • Egg prices soared after bird flu, but federal price controls kept milk prices steady — at farmers' expense.

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    • What we are fighting for is not ‘utopian’ or unachievable. Trumpism can and must be defeated

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  • It's an amazingly simple device. An idiot can operate it, and indeed many do.

    • Ow ow ow ow ow

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  • Natural selection gonna naturally select

    • Is The Penny Finally Dead? | CGP Grey [5:12]

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  • This was not what I was expecting from Grey's first Trump 2.0-related video.

    • USDA says it accidentally fired officials working on bird flu and is trying to rehire them

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  • Elon/Trump stand there pressing the flapper over and over hoping for a better outcome.

    Okay, that one got me good. "Better outcome." Hoooo boy.

    • How do I stop laughing at stupid shit all the time

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  • That sounds like the kind of thing I'd reply, "Oh, no thanks, I don't like bowling" to.

    • Elon Musk says '60 Minutes' staffers ‘deserve a long prison sentence’ — in response to show’s interview with a GOP DOGE critic

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  • ...Minecraft has Vegemite?!?!?

    Uh oh. Vegemite is on the no-no list.

    • Elon Musk says '60 Minutes' staffers ‘deserve a long prison sentence’ — in response to show’s interview with a GOP DOGE critic

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  • I appreciate that this is a figure of speech, but I really think that humanity would be better off if said skin was painstakingly investigated and its thinness verified throughout. For science.

    • Steve Bannon, US hospitals join GOP rebellion over Medicaid cuts

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  • As someone who didn't vote for this and is currently struggling to get basic needs met, fuck you. Sincerely.