MelodiousFunk @ MelodiousFunk @slrpnk.net

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It was also yesterday.

I mean... I do. Doesn't mean I'm doing them, though.

keeps scrolling

I will not stand for this Robot Unicorn Attack slander.

sits carefully

...that's better.

Followed by Ghandi cackling as he unleashes a nuke on your Civ.

Perfectly Safe(c) until proven otherwise!

every polluter ever

Hope you have good lawyers and deep pockets

Your therapist isn't paying attention. It's one thing to obsess over theoretical what-ifs. It's another to have evidence that a what-if is being directly threatened.

I'm still trying to get disability. I doubt there will be enough staff left to process claims in the very near future. Again, very real possibility.

Fingers crossed for both of us.

At the time it was the best way to duct tape over someone else's long-forgotten but recently uncovered cut corner.

And so the cycle continues.

Enigma? You mean enema?

There are dozens of us!

The crisis is humanitarian, caused entirely by the US government.

Don't bother, they're a propagandist.

Actually, DO bother. Can't change their minds but the bullshit deserves to be challenged.

Unfortunately the only thing getting through to Fetterman at this point is more brain damage. What a waste of potential.

I don't know what this country is coming to. Used to be you could just tell the pitchfork people that the torch people wanted to steal their pitchforks and the mob would take care of itself. Nowadays, the torch people and the pitchfork people are actually talking to one another. Kinda makes me nervous, ya know?

All your eggs.

They've been waging war on words for years now. Keep using them improperly until they don't have any meaning left. So... totally on brand

While playing whack a mole with symptoms won't fix the problem, once enough moles are whacked the problem becomes clearer. So let's not let perfect be the enemy of progress.

The only thing Mississippi is ever first in is being last.