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Mediocre_Bard @ Mediocre_Bard @lemmy.world
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Iran: Woman left paraplegic after being shot by police over hijab

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  • Was Muhammad the first to make the 69 joke then?

    Nice, inshallah.

    • Iran: Woman left paraplegic after being shot by police over hijab

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  • The Islamic prophet Muhammad married a 9-year-old girl. Since he was holy, or whatever, he waited until she was 10 to fuck her.

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  • Yeah. I still wonder.

    • How exactly does one eat 1500 calories a day?

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  • My brother.

    Do not eat before 11am and do not eat after 7pm.

    Drink water.

    Weigh yourself daily, in the morning, right after you piss and shit, and then look at yourself in the mirror.

    Eat as you please during your open window, don't lie to yourself about what you are eating. Trash is trash.

    Let this truth wash over you as you buy your food. The shame will drive you to make better purchases.

    To be successful, you must hate yourself as you are and love yourself as you want to be.

    Good luck.

    • Trump’s 270-page dossier of JD Vance’s ‘vulnerabilities’ hacked by Iran

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  • I knew it was a couch. I clicked it anyhow. I was not disappointed.

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  • Prozac, MMORPGs, dog.

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  • "You have suspiciously clean ears."

    • Am I the only one that thinks we should have dedicated buttons for copy/paste on keyboards?

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  • I 100% agree with what you are saying. Not to be contrary, but just because it amuses me, I use page up/down and home/end all the time. You're still right.

    • Am I the only one that thinks we should have dedicated buttons for copy/paste on keyboards?

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  • We do. ctrl+c / ctrl+v

    • Earth systems critical to all life are on the verge of total collapse

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  • My neighbor is blasting Tool and singing along, poorly. Let's go ahead and collapse this already. I'm tired.

    • How it felt to watch this awesome console fail back in the day

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  • Nicely done.

    • People who are into step sibling porn — did you grow up with a sibling (or close relative of a similar age) of the gender you're attracted to?

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    • North Dakota voters will decide whether to abolish property taxes

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  • That is a terrible idea if you want a functioning government.

    That is a great idea if you want government to fail.

    • Is this normal for girls or just a extreme edge case? (Serious question)

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  • Oh ... ouch.

    • What would be the least impactful way of using time travel?

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  • It's not new.

    • What would be the least impactful way of using time travel?

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  • God, I wish.

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  • Hey.

    1. Rude.
    2. Yeah, after reading more on the subject you are correct. Next time just post sources.

    • What is the worst experience you've had reading a book?

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  • When I was a kid I would read the sexy parts of the Illuminati and jerk off.

    My brother caught me and ratted me out. Handing over the book was terrible.

    • Rate me

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  • We could smash.

    • Schumer Introduces 'No Kings Act' to Undo Supreme Court's Presidential Immunity Ruling.

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  • Nah man, there are plenty of funny women comics. Amy Schumer is not one of them.