MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world

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I'm going to add this comment to my scrap journal.

I know one thing that's absolutely true about the multiverse!
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\ The multiverse is a convenient excuse to reboot superheroes for a new audience to make money.

God women these days am I right!? Then they have the audacity to ask me my mother's maiden name and last 4 digits of my social security number.

Worst is after I give it all to them, they completely ignore the rest of the conversation. Their eyes roll back into their head and start to flitter rapidly. Than their mouths just drop wide open and starts emitting high frequency pitches and tones. Next thing I'm getting texts about unauthorized access to my bank accounts, gosh what an ordeal! I never get to pull out the scale in my pocket to judge their bodies like a slab of meat at the deli.

So rude, am I right fellas?

Hi, dad. When you coming home?

Oi Maaaar! I'm starvin' me 'ed orf! So' me owt some grub, ya git!

clutching my pearls

Gracious me, that almost said PUSSY!

Beat the devil out of it!

Correction, the penis you found in Lake Huron has fossilized.

Yeah, we've just been Weekend at Bernieing this "democracy" for awhile now and it's starting to really really stink.

Sounds like a kinky night in the bedroom.

Don't yuck someone else's yum.

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That's not a birch

This is a birch.

I cook by vibe mostly because I don't have the items the recipe calls for. So I typically substitute whatever I have that I think fits or smells right. Works well 9/10, just when someone asks me what I used to make something, I have no fucking clue.

Enhance 224 to 176.
\ Enhance, stop.
\ Move in, stop.
\ Pull out, track right, stop.
\ Center in, pull back.
\ Stop.
\ Track 45 right.
\ Stop.
\ Center and stop.
\ Enhance 34 to 36.
\ Pan right and pull back.
\ Stop.
\ Enhance 34 to 46.
\ Pull back.
\ Wait a minute, go right, stop.
\ Enhance 57 to 19.
\ Track 45 left.
\ Stop.
\ Enhance 15 to 23.
\ Give me a hard copy right there.

Was going to say this wooden post looks like it's about to drop some life changing advice.

The first sentence of a horrible Elon x Trump fanfiction.

Everything reminds me of Vim

DM: Roll a D20 for a stealth check.
\ Rouge: I bat my eyelashes.
\ DM: Huh, I misread your character sheet. I'll allow it.

#1 You have nipples.
\ #2 You like things inside you.
\ #3 You like rubbing or licking things.
\ #4 You've said "A hole is a hole".