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MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world
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Mike

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    • Consume

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  • They forgot your mom's stomach to show the 400 calories of cum.

    /s

    • ps2 graphics

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  • Perfect time to do mushrooms

    • That hurts a little

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  • Oh my god stop! He's already dead!

    • I don't think it's a mistake...

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  • Montable

    • Condoms aren’t a fact of life for young Americans. They’re an afterthought

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  • Back when they used to teach Sex Ed. All of us (boys and girls) had to try to put a condom on a banana. The kicker was we were wearing goggles with vaseline smeared on the lens and had thick rubber gloves on.

    This was to simulate trying to put on a condom well under the influence.

    • I have the weirdest aesthetic preferences

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  • Personally I'm going to start saying "quiet zone" instead white space. I'll probably get dumb looks anyway.

    • Modern Cinderella

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  • Instead a size check, it's a sniff test.

    • Experts Warn of Growing Inhalant Trend on TikTok as 'Chroming' Gains Popularity

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  • if usually short-lasting, high, but long-term use can lead to complications like brain damage

    Are they talking about Tik Tok?

    • In Ohio, drought and shifting weather patterns affect North America's largest native fruit

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  • No one will look back and say there weren't signs when our planet dies. They'll finally realize we just ignored them.

    • A man trying to cremate his dog sparked a wildfire in Colorado, authorities say

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  • I gave my pet rat a viking burial before. Made a little paper boat and outfit.

    Problem was when I decided to do it, the ice didn't melt on the lake and I couldn't find anywhere I could get to that wasn't ice. So I sent her skidding out on the ice aflame.

    • English Ivy

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  • Kudzu CONSUME

    • World's longest-serving death row inmate acquitted in Japan

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  • Essentially the prison saying they don't want to deal with the body at this point.

    • Wildlife Photography

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    • Permanently Deleted

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  • Jamming out, you hit a bump. The CD player perched on your passenger seat just skips horribly and can't read it anymore. 🤌

    • Oxygen

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  • At the center you will find a cat tied to a piece of buttered toast.

    • The 'Mark Robinson' effect: When they can't have trans bodies, they attack them

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  • "Take away all my rights, oh yah, restrict me orange daddy! Restrict my human rights!"

    • Your neighbor

    • They're all like that

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  • That's just a picture of the current residents of Chernobyl.

    • I hope you don't have any plans this evening.

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  • Probably better than going back into Adam's balls.

    • The two types of children's show creators

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  • Yeah was gonna say the same thing. Dude's weirdness didn't stop at Ren and Stumpy.

    Also I'll add, I don't "think" any of the Wiggles got into shady shit. So that's a lot of wholesome folks, still being wholesome.