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MeatPilot @ MeatPilot @lemmy.world
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Badgers

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  • He's a living raging powerhouse who's bound to knock you back on your emerald posterior!

    • Badgers

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  • Cook meth?

    • The FTC is finally making it easier to cancel your gym membership / The FTC’s ‘click-to-cancel’ rule will stop companies from making you take unnecessary steps to cancel a subscription.

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  • Another trick is to tell your bank to block charges from a certain company.

    I had to do this because some asshat at a shoe store signed me up for Sport Illustrated even though I declined at checkout. Took multiple calls and verifications it was "canceled" with Sports Illustrated customer support and after the third time it popped up on my CC statement, I just called my bank and they were fine just reversing the charge and blocking all further charges.

    Also I don't buy shoes from those mall chain stores anymore.

    • Yuh uh, very realistic situations

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    • Temperatures

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  • Also -40C / -40F and 575K / 575F is the temperature of the center and edges of a hot pocket.

    • Fall Cooking

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  • Try this hack to save money on your grocery bill!

    • Harris responds to Trump's town hall-turned "music fest": "Hope he's okay"

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  • Think since he is an admitted baddie he should play the Imperial March when he walks out.

    • Run.

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  • Quick you need to share this picture with 5 more people to avoid the anomaly!

    • Vintage

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  • You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.

    • Tool Time

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  • Wood? I just keep folding cardboard until it's the proper thickness.

    • What's next? A new poem by Confucius?

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  • "Then Gilgamesh woke up, it was all a bad dream - the end"

    • The Shining and The Muppet Show were filming on the same lot at Elstree studios at the same time. Here's six-year-old Danny Lloyd getting to hang out with Statler, Waldorf and (in the body) Kermit.

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  • Whoops, Fonzie would have jumped a shark after performing fellatio.

    • The Shining and The Muppet Show were filming on the same lot at Elstree studios at the same time. Here's six-year-old Danny Lloyd getting to hang out with Statler, Waldorf and (in the body) Kermit.

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  • There was a guest appearance by Fozzie Bear.

    • Caption this.

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  • XXX-Men Orgasms

    • Playing Lucas Arts

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  • Lightsaber smells a little funny.

    • puts hair on ya chest

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  • "Timmy you left the aluminum foil on the atomic wafer!!"

    "By golly Tim you shattered space time and opened a black hole!"

    "My apologies mother and father, I have been absent of clear cognition."

    • Harris to release medical records as campaign looks to pressure Trump to do the same

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  • Here I'll help

    "The best records... great memory.. the best... doctors claim to not have seen a memory like mine... beyond measure... they can't even measure it ladies and gentlemen.. even better than my opponent Sleepy Joe... I defeated Joe in 2020... complete landslide... I'll beat him in 2024."

    • ...at least it count as work time.

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  • sad trumpet noises

    • Please stop

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  • Twitter is the pile of Atari E.T. games they found in a New Mexico landfill.

    • Final rule

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