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  • If you're going to boil it anyway, why not just distill it instead of filtering after you've boiled it?

  • Well, I think MY cheap watch is a status symbol.

  • It makes everything taste terrible. I can't think of anything that tastes better microwaved. No, not even popcorn.

  • You say you're a dancing bear, but that sounds like something 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat would say.

  • You ever just take an entire plate's worth of food and put it in the blender to see if there's another level to this?

  • Put chips ON the sandwich?

  • I'm not drinking tap water or microwaving anything unless I'm about to die without doing it.

  • The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.

  • Born to drink, forced to piss.

  • Lmao yeah, pretty much exactly that. I forgot my satire sign.