If you're going to boil it anyway, why not just distill it instead of filtering after you've boiled it?
It makes everything taste terrible. I can't think of anything that tastes better microwaved. No, not even popcorn.
You ever just take an entire plate's worth of food and put it in the blender to see if there's another level to this?
The secret is to crush it all up while the package is sealed and then dump it into your mouth; embrace chaos.
If you're going to boil it anyway, why not just distill it instead of filtering after you've boiled it?